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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Zelda is an architect, Link is a construction engineer and, to the dismay of the rest of the department, they can't stop fighting over anything and everything. Boss Urbosa forces them to get it together and Zelda...has an idea to overcome their differences.

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    17 Aug 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    burn, baby, burn!!

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    He’s wandering amongst the merchants in the town square, still somewhat lightheaded but enjoying the sensation of silk against his skin, when he hears it.

    Hero.

    (or, Link gets heat exhaustion and has sex with a hydromelon because reasons)

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    02 Jul 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    funnier than it is hot

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    Weiss is getting sent to a summer camp to cure her of unnatural homosexual thoughts that she isn't even having. Ruby and Yang have lives to save from the horrors of conversion therapy. And all Jaune wanted was to be a cheerleader.

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    21 Jun 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    Ed actually managed to realize he was in love with Winry. And somehow, shockingly, she was in love with him too. Now if he could just stop proposing every time he remembers he loves her, then maybe they could actually figure out how this whole relationship thing works.

    If only there were a guide on how to date like a normal guy after restoring your brother's body and saving the world. And you know, how to maybe hold off on proposing until you've actually kissed the girl and gone on a date.

     

    (Also known as the nine times Ed completely flubbed a proposal to Winry and the one time he actually managed to be sweet.)

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    10 Jun 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    09 Jun 2021