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    The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.

    (Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)

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    14 Nov 2018

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    Everyone knows they were doing it all along, right?

    My first-born or a kidney, as preferred, to HSavinien and Maybetwice, two excellent betas who deserve better than such an anxious, needy writer. Thank you guys, so much. :3

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    05 Nov 2018

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    Starfleet sends Jim a spouse and an oddly vacant honeymoon.

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    08 Oct 2018

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    It goes on like that for months, and then Q realizes that James Bond is "hanging out" at his flat.

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    27 Aug 2018

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    Sherlock's parents think he and John are a couple. They might be onto something.

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    13 Aug 2018