Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
05 Apr 2019
All these years he’d wondered, that little childish part of him that loved his mother’s stories, what his soulmate was going to be like. Even as his father made sure he knew there were more important things he had to accomplish, told him over and over that he’d be better off without a soulmate at all – to the point where Tony had wondered if maybe he’d be one of those people whose soulmate had died young - he’d secretly hoped and wondered if he’d be one of the lucky ones.
And now he knew.
His father had been right all along.
Tony had two soulmates, who already knew each other.
He decided then and there that he was never, ever going to tell them he existed.
And then he woke up in a cave in Afghanistan.
Bookmarked by supersherloki
04 Aug 2020
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
15 Oct 2017
If they say why?
Tell 'em that it's human nature.
Bookmarked by supersherloki
03 Aug 2020
16 Jul 2019
“Does anyone there look familiar? I am going to kill Adam, he’s done this on purpose!” Crowley hissed.
Aziraphale frowned. “Well, Adam of course. And-“
“Nanny Ashtoreth?” came a disbelieving – and American – voice. “Is that you?”
Adam brings his boyfriend, Warlock, home for the holiday. Adam figures out that Warlock's nanny and gardner may, in fact, be a certain demon and angel of his acquaintance. Adam has a very, very good idea.
In which Aziraphale and Crowley are required to pull on some old disguises at short notice, Warlock is delighted to see his old caretakers again, and Adam's going to pay for this later but right now it's hilarious.
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
21 Jun 2020
Geralt and Jaskier visit a brothel together.
Because there's no chance that might awaken anything in either of them, right?
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 Jul 2020
steve and billy’s fight never happens at the end of season 2.
a fix-it fic in which billy punches a demodog, dustin finds this fact super cool, steve is a jealous babysitter, will byers finds out he’s not alone as he thought he was, and maybe max and billy will be allowed to have a good relationship.
“Shit!” Steve takes off running back towards the house as Billy is sent flying backwards, his knees knocked out from under him. Billy is just getting back on his feet when he realizes that Steve isn’t even looking at him. He’s looking at the space right behind him. Steve shouts into the house
“Dustin, man, get me my fucking bat. Dustin, give me my fucking bat!” Steve is just about screaming.
Billy hears some more yelling overlap and Steve comes out of the house with a giant fucking baseball bat in his grip. It has nails sticking out of it from all sides and he’s wielding it like he was a goddamn baseball star.