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  1. Public Bookmark 37

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    Under the order of her handlers at G.O.D.M.O.T.H.E.R., secret agent Emma Swan infiltrates the tiny island nation of Corazón. Her mission: to put a stop to the latest world-threatening scheme of the local tyrant. She’s done it a thousand times before, all across the globe, and she expects this mission to be no different.

    It’s amazing how wrong she can be sometimes.



    “Agent... Swan, was it?” greets the queen. “Please, sit.”

    “Never,” she snaps. “Do you expect me to talk?”

    “No, Miss Swan, I expect you to sit and have lunch like a civilized human being.”

    Ugh, the food really does smell good. “Lunch?" Emma echoes, dropping into the offered chair as sulkily as she can. "It’s already three in the afternoon."

    “Yes, you were behind schedule." The queen aims a judgmental stare down the length of her perfect nose. "Don’t worry, I accept your apology.”

    “You're the worst,” Emma mumbles around a mouthful of salad.

    “What was that?”

    Emma swallows. “I said, this is a first.” She wishes more people fed her before trying to kill her.

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    26 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 65

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    Emma takes the glass from her with a grateful little laugh after settling the girl down onto the couch beside her. She takes a hefty swig of the whiskey and Regina has to gather up every bit of energy that she has left to keep herself standing. Because… this isn’t déjà vu. Because, this is Emma. Emma, who has not yet introduced herself and so how in the hell could Regina even know her name? Emma, who Regina already knows. Emma, who Regina lov—

    She swallows the whiskey in one terrible go.

    (or, whoops, vauge post s7, yet another damn curse, take all the characters i like, add 'em into a s1 setting and shake. maybe it might lead to something resembling a happily ever after).

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    25 Sep 2021

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    After the curses are broken, things in Storybrooke finally seem to settle down into a small-town way of life. Emma is pleased with her job, with having her parents close, with her baby brother and with Friday night dinners over the Mills' house. She doesn't realize this deep feeling that something is missing until Regina announces she wants to have another child - and asks Emma to be the donor. Together, she argues, they've never failed. Though at first the idea sounds crazy, Emma soon realizes Henry is all grown-up, and that she missed too much to let this opportunity also slip away. She doesn't want to be a donor, doesn't want to let go of another kid - but there are many things she does want. And maybe this time they can do things just right.

    This is a post-canon OUAT fic. Not an AU and not an omegaverse, but still g!p Emma.

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    16 Sep 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    G!P, written for sq week 'trapped together' trope. Emma gets cursed and doesn't want Regina to know, but when she finally discovers her secret they have an even bigger problem to deal with. Thanks to Griffin0Pheonixfor the prompt!

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    14 Sep 2021

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    Set in Season 1. Regina already discovered that Emma was the Savior and was supposedly destined to break her curse. The Evil Queen and the Savior couldn't be companionable, could they? It seemed to defy all odds.

    " Emma swallowed nervously. 'I don't really know what's happening between us, but I don't want to screw this up.' Regina placed the knuckle of her index finger under her chin and lifted her gaze, smiling down at her with a small genuine smile. She leaned closer to parted pink lips, smelling the alcohol on her breath.

    'Stop talking, Miss Swan.' "

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    28 Aug 2021