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  1. Rec 47

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    This was not a normal day. This day existed to prove that hell was real and it came with musical accompaniment by will.i.am. On this day, Steve figured out how to get him out of the office and torment him at the same time by sending him to the godforsaken DNC where it was all 'we shall overcome,' oh-happy-day bullshit.

    Which merely justified Brad's hatred of the world and everyone in it.

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    11 Jun 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I can’t believe I didn’t have this classic bookmarked already. It’s my favourite political AU in this fandom.

  2. Rec 29

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    It only takes two hours for most of the sixth year boys to find out that Draco Malfoy has a pornographic novel on him.

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    04 Jun 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The sweet, sweet taste of a vintage Hogwarts-era H/D one-shot.

  3. Rec 73

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    Tony O does not befriend losers. Tony O is not gay, not crazy, he is not particularly nice and he is most definitely not royalty. Destiny disagrees.

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    20 May 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I remember reading this fic when it was first posted on the Merlin Big Bang website and being absolutely blown away. It’s visceral, original and ambitious, the characterisation is very lifelike, the dramatic stakes are extremely high but play out on a somewhat quiet/slice-of-life stage, which is really cool and not something I've encountered in fanfic a lot (but it's pretty typical of derryere's writing IMO), the magnetic attraction between Arthur and Merlin, the way the walls of their own private universe close in on them, is conveyed so urgently and immediately... Basically what a story! Read it!

  4. Rec 38

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    Bilbo Baggins is born with a mark that covers half his arm the day he is born,

    More scandalous, is how it is so clearly Dwarven.

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    17 May 2018

  5. Rec *

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    Vesemir wasn’t sure what he’d done to deserve any of this.

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    15 May 2018