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    Bucky shrugs. “My brothers wish me dead. But I have claimed this world as mine, and should any dare approach I will slaughter them, and their progeny.”
    “Oh,” Steve says weakly. “Well, it’s tough coming from a large family.”

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    12 Oct 2017

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    When John Blake scribbles a quotation on a brick wall one winter morning, he's just trying to win a little luck.

    What he doesn't expect to get is a reply.

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    08 Oct 2017

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    Unsatisfied with his post-war life, Harry decides to get to the root of all of his problems when that root was still working at Borgin and Burkes shop in the late 40s. He’s the Master of Death, damn it, he can do what he wants for once in his life.

    Tom Riddle isn’t particularly happy about working at a small, dingy shop for magical artifacts, no matter how interesting those artifacts are. He’s even less happy when an insufferable stranger sets up the most obnoxious flower shop right across the street.

    What follows would be a romantic comedy, if it weren’t for politics.

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    07 Oct 2017

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    Certain that he’d been about to die, Harry is mystified to find himself alive and healthy, and somehow in 1981. Disillusioned to Dumbledore’s meddling in his life, when he discovers his fifteen-month-old self in a basket on the Dursleys’ doorstep, Harry does the only thing he can. He takes the child with him.

    WARNING: This story is a W.I.P. It is not finished. It may never be finished. Updates will be sporadic. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

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    07 Oct 2017

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    Last read 8!

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    In 1986, Harry meets his first friend, a tiny green snake. That friend will change everything. - A retelling of canon with a darker, smarter, more cunning Harry in possession of a pet snake and a sense of self-worth.

    There are some reworked canon scenes in the beginning, but almost all scenes are original after the first few chapters.

    WARNING: This is a Work In Progress. It is not finished. It may never be finished. Read at your own risk.

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    06 Oct 2017

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    Last read 12!