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    All the food in all the lands. Well, all the fictional lands, anyway. Er... All the fictional lands that I LIKE. I dunno, maybe I'll take requests.
    Enjoy!

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  1. Public Bookmark 40

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    There was ancient magic in the hills. Magic that some called mischief but others called blessings.

    To be invoked so clearly, well. How could it refuse?

    Jaskier keeps running into Geralt after the mountain, and the Witcher summarily ignores him. When Jaskier gets captured by a surprisingly civil band of Nilfgaardian assassins, he may just find out why.

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    24 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    Jaskier and Eskel give in to their mutual attraction the same night Geralt pulls his head out of his ass. With a new outlook on how to navigate a relationship with either of the men he loves, Geralt comes home only to find those two men have already found each other. Luckily, Jaskier and Eskel stick around to pick up the pieces.

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    24 Feb 2021

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    Witchers always have to pay more at brothels to find a woman willing to bed them, and it is a very bare bones service. This has lead to the wolf school having zero clue about all the wonderful varieties of sex and kink that is out there.

    Good thing that Jaskier isn't just a bard but also a teacher.

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    23 Feb 2021

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    Over winter at Kaer Morhen with Ciri, Geralt realizes that he loves Jaskier, and has for years. Everyone at the keep decides the only logical thing that can happen is that Geralt court and wed Jaskier. But Geralt wants to do it properly. So the strongest, most fearsome warriors in all the land, research how to woo a minor noble and send Geralt back into the world with elaborate lists and a game plan.

    And it all is going great. Courting turns out to be a lot easier than he expected. He and Jaskier will be married well before the return to Kaer Morhen for the winter!

    Jaskier is thrilled to have his best friend back, and be off adventuring again. Geralt is behaving a bit oddly, but well, people get weird sometimes.

    A fic where Jaskier is the romantically clueless one. Just because he sings about love, doesn't mean he'll see it - even when it is Witcher sized and holding flowers right in his face.

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    23 Feb 2021

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    Geralt runs into Jaskier a year or so after they parted due to perhaps, Geralt overreacting during a stressful time. He hadn't expected Jaskier to actually leave. Ciri is wintering with Yennefer and it has perhaps been a bit lean for Geralt. And it seems Jaskier has thrived. Good for him. Geralt is sure this brief encounter is all that will occur and he'll move on, alone like usual.

    But to his surprise Jaskier joins him once more. Only whenever they are in a village, Jaskier always buys them the best room, hot baths, Geralt has new armor, and once was given coin to go buy those 'pretty stabby things you were drooling over in the window.' He had snarled, but then bought them. They were really nice daggers.

    Geralt really wishes he could figure out what was going on. And why all the care feels rather not bad. Not bad at all.

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    23 Feb 2021