streitkartoffel
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How to Woo Your Beloved, Or: The Bird Song, Hogwarts Edition by OlianderWilde, streitkartoffel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jun 2020
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DADA Professor Harry Potter gets romantic advice from his colleagues. He doesn't want any of it, but boy, does he get it.
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Twenty Years of Clean by SnarryStreit (streitkartoffel)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2019
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A Snarry story told in poetry.
This was originally going to be an epic poem, all in one shot, with Snarry endgame. I'm having trouble piecing the disparate parts together, though, so It's going up in pieces, as chapters.
Title blatantly stolen from Regina Spektor's 20 Years of Snow. Possible spoilers if you read the lyrics.
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Food of the Wizarding World, dissected and made easy for anyone to enjoy.
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- Part 3 of Fic Food
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- English
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- 240
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- 1/?
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This will be a collection of references for people writing smut fic. I'm not here to give you writing lessons, so I won't include any of those "word replacement" lists or anything. This is geared more towards an accurate portrayal of human sex, from what is necessary for preparation and safety to the location of human pleasure points.
Hopefully this is useful for those of you who don't want to go diving through the internet for info (or don't know where to turn for accurate info!).
Sources included at the end of each chapter.
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Some of this stuff has ended up in the comments of other works, so I figured I'd sort of collect it here.
Warning: My recipes tend towards the "add what tastes good" end of the spectrum & are highly changeable. If you REALLY hate something in the recipe, but still want to try it, drop me a comment and I can suggest some equivalents.
Final note: I do use a lot of "unusual" spices & herbs - things that are outside of the standard stock most people in my area keep in their pantries. If I do, I'll add a note of where I got them to give you a jump-off point to find them yourself.
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- Part 2 of Fic Food
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Fic Food by streitkartoffel
Fandom: Alice in Wonderland (Movies - Burton), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Star Trek
08 Dec 2019
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All the food in all the lands. Well, all the fictional lands, anyway. Er... All the fictional lands that I LIKE. I dunno, maybe I'll take requests.
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Look past me (like you always did) by TheMalapert
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Jan 2021
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There was ancient magic in the hills. Magic that some called mischief but others called blessings.
To be invoked so clearly, well. How could it refuse?
Jaskier keeps running into Geralt after the mountain, and the Witcher summarily ignores him. When Jaskier gets captured by a surprisingly civil band of Nilfgaardian assassins, he may just find out why.
Bookmarked by streitkartoffel
24 Feb 2021
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Jaskier and Eskel give in to their mutual attraction the same night Geralt pulls his head out of his ass. With a new outlook on how to navigate a relationship with either of the men he loves, Geralt comes home only to find those two men have already found each other. Luckily, Jaskier and Eskel stick around to pick up the pieces.
Bookmarked by streitkartoffel
24 Feb 2021
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All The Things We Have Yet To Learn by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
26 Jun 2020
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Witchers always have to pay more at brothels to find a woman willing to bed them, and it is a very bare bones service. This has lead to the wolf school having zero clue about all the wonderful varieties of sex and kink that is out there.
Good thing that Jaskier isn't just a bard but also a teacher.
Series
- Part 7 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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- English
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- 6,453
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23 Feb 2021
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The Courting Season by anarchycox
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Aug 2020
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Over winter at Kaer Morhen with Ciri, Geralt realizes that he loves Jaskier, and has for years. Everyone at the keep decides the only logical thing that can happen is that Geralt court and wed Jaskier. But Geralt wants to do it properly. So the strongest, most fearsome warriors in all the land, research how to woo a minor noble and send Geralt back into the world with elaborate lists and a game plan.
And it all is going great. Courting turns out to be a lot easier than he expected. He and Jaskier will be married well before the return to Kaer Morhen for the winter!
Jaskier is thrilled to have his best friend back, and be off adventuring again. Geralt is behaving a bit oddly, but well, people get weird sometimes.
A fic where Jaskier is the romantically clueless one. Just because he sings about love, doesn't mean he'll see it - even when it is Witcher sized and holding flowers right in his face.
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- English
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- 47,262
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23 Feb 2021
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You Can't Be My Sugar Daddy, We Don't Even Have Sugar by anarchycox for thenerdyindividual
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
02 Apr 2020
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Geralt runs into Jaskier a year or so after they parted due to perhaps, Geralt overreacting during a stressful time. He hadn't expected Jaskier to actually leave. Ciri is wintering with Yennefer and it has perhaps been a bit lean for Geralt. And it seems Jaskier has thrived. Good for him. Geralt is sure this brief encounter is all that will occur and he'll move on, alone like usual.
But to his surprise Jaskier joins him once more. Only whenever they are in a village, Jaskier always buys them the best room, hot baths, Geralt has new armor, and once was given coin to go buy those 'pretty stabby things you were drooling over in the window.' He had snarled, but then bought them. They were really nice daggers.
Geralt really wishes he could figure out what was going on. And why all the care feels rather not bad. Not bad at all.
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Bookmarked by streitkartoffel
23 Feb 2021