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    How not to use Chinese Tinder, a cautionary tale. (Or not, if you're looking at the end result.)

    WWX made his life's mission to be matched with every weird people with hilariously bad profile pic on Tantan.

    *apparently I have a potty mouth, so, rating's changed

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    17 Oct 2019

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    “So on Saturday night, while you are having the time of your life on a date with your hot, hunky, handsome soulmate, I have to go on a date with a rich young master who sounds like a literal stick in the mud whilst pretending to be you?"

     

    Mo Xuanyu's family has set him up on a blind date with a rich young master after learning he is gay. However, he already has plans for that night. Instead of going on the date himself, Mo Xuanyu enlists Wei Wuxian to go as a substitute. Wei Wuxian must act like his best friend for the night before kindly turning down Mo Xuanyu's date.

    Only, Wei Wuxian finds out that turning down Mo Xuanyu's date is possibly the hardest thing he has had to do in a long time.

    Russian Translation now available.

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    17 Oct 2019

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    It can’t be that bad, he thinks. There’s no way he would have done that. But the doubt still lingers, turning into full-blown anxiety as he scrolls down his twitter feed, finally arriving on his latest tweet.

    Lan WangJi ✔ @lan_wangji

    Some of you have never fallen in love with a boy only for him to go missing after his parents die and pine away for three years waiting for him to come back, then continue to pine when he’s back after you realize you’re too scared to confess, and it shows.

    53,328 likes | 23,043 retweets

    Lan Zhan’s face pales and he buries his head in his hands, letting his phone drop on the table.

    This is bad.

    This is very, very bad.

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    Or, Lan Wangji gets drunk and tweets a love confession, Wei Wuxian panics, and all of twitter decides to matchmake Lan Wangji and his mystery guy.
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    03 Sep 2019

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    Harry can think of worse things to do than helping Theodore Nott rejoin society. And after a while, so can Theo.

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    30 Jul 2019

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    “This is Mr Riddle, one of our Slytherin prefects. I’m sure he’ll make you feel right at home. Mr Riddle, this is Harrison Peters. He’s just been sorted into Slytherin and will be joining you in sixth year,” Dumbledore announced jovially, though Tom could see that sliver of constant suspicion in his gaze that had never quite faded.
    “Harry,” the boy hurried to correct. “Just Harry.”
    And then he stuck his hand out. How… plebeian, Tom noticed with delight. Walburga would probably faint.

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    29 Jul 2019