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  1. Rec 93

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    500 lines of iambic pentameter in which Thor goes to the grocery store. I don't know. Blame Sam.

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    05 Jun 2015

  2. Rec *

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    Steve lives in Stark Tower and doesn't have much to do when he's not going after Hydra strongholds. He attends charity events to make Pepper happy. He goes hiking with Sam. He hangs out with Clint in Bed-Stuy and watches Dog Cops. Sometimes Tony gives him super alcohol in a sippy cup. Sometimes he sees Bucky out of the corner of his eye and wonders if it's real or if he's starting to lose his mind.

    Alternately, the one with terrible jokes, a foot chase through the Lower East Side, and a tiny little robot named Shitcan.

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    04 Jun 2015

  3. Rec 87

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    Getting on his knees for Steve is easy. It’s everything else that’s confusing.

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    21 May 2015

  4. Rec 49

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    “Are those what I think they are?” he said.

    “If you think they’re adamantium-alloy rare-earth-magnet super cuffs, then yes, they are what you think they are," Natasha replied.

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    20 May 2015

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    It slips out. It just – slips out, and it takes half a second before Steve realizes what he’s said, and then he wants to die.

    Or: Steve's daddy kink comes out to play while he's in bed with Bucky.

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    19 May 2015