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    Steve Rogers is an avowed bachelor at the ripe old age of thirty. He’s never had a long term relationship, and he’s fine with that. He doesn’t need all that emotional baggage in his life. Then he meets and promptly falls for Bucky Barnes, new resident in his apartment building. The one who makes him feel like he only wants to be with one person, forever.

    He just doesn’t know how to make that happen.

    Lucky for him, he has friends who… tease him mercilessly. And then help. A lot. Steve gets a lot of opportunities to get to know his new neighbor and thinks everything is going great, until Bucky reveals to him his own long-term relationship ended badly, and he doesn’t want another…but he might be up for a friends-with-benefits deal. Even though it’s not exactly what he envisioned, Steve’s not about to say no to sex with Bucky, and he finds himself having fantastic sex, in a no-commitment relationship. Just like he always wanted. Until now.

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    13 Sep 2019

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    Steve finds himself in need of a date for a wedding. Sam sets him up with a friend, but doesn't tell Steve what that friend does for a living. It doesn't take long for Steve to find himself in way too deep.

    Way too deep.

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    07 Sep 2019

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    Bucky was used to finding Steve in alleys. Not every day, thank baby Jesus and all the saints or he’d be as grey as Mrs Milligicutty, but often enough. 

    The thing about Steve in alleys was, it meant finding Steve in fights. Or finding Steve after fights, bloody and bruised, picking gravel and dirt out of his skin, having come off third best in a two-person punch-up. Sometimes, not often, but sometimes, it meant finding Steve standing, bruised but unbowed, glaring down some hapless meathead who’d underestimated just how much sheer goddamned never-say-die was packed onto those skinny bones.

    That was Steve in alleys. Not this hunched over sack of glare, facing down a mangy orange tom cat that was glaring right back and trying to dart past his legs.

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    06 Sep 2019

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    Steve shook his head in disbelief. “So just because I knocked your coat on the floor and handed it back to you, now we both have to be legally married to a stranger forever?”

    “Well,” Bucky said, eyeing the ring box on the coffee table, “we don’t have to be strangers.”

    Bucky's a selkie. Steve's a clumsy human. They're married now. Oops.

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    03 Sep 2019

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    The Avengers, SHIELD, and the world at large have underestimated the pain that Steve Rogers is in.

    The night after a near brush with a suicide attempt, Steve discovers the world of support omegas, and in his desperation for relief from the battlefield of his brain, demands to have one.

    Enter Bucky Barnes: retired marine, millennial, amputee, brother, son, and support omega. He maybe, just maybe, can help a broken alpha heal in the twenty-first century.

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    30 Aug 2019