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  1. Public Bookmark 40

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    Maybe there was meant to be a love story here, one between a fearless lawyer and a selfless monk, two single-minded, do-gooder leader types. Instead this sad little clown house got them, two mistakes, two con artists from opposite ends of the country.

    Welcome to the bottom of the barrel.

    (Or: The reboot wherein Eleanor and Jason are matched as soul mates, and it isn't perfect but things go surprisingly sort of okay.)

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    21 Jun 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    If at first you don't succeed, send a different cockroach.

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    20 Jun 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    Han Solo might have a thing for the way Lando kisses everyone’s hand but his.

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    05 Jun 2018

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    "There were cries behind him as he ran back onto the ice and into pursuit of the murderer; he ignored them. There would be cries and weeping aplenty as the battle concluded. Tears beyond measure when the company found Thorin and his nephews dead. He had seen the eagles approaching, screaming fury from above and decimating the legions of orcs and goblins that had, only minutes earlier, had victory in reach. The battle was over, but the price was too steep.

    The ring slipped onto his finger as his grasp on Sting shifted. He had gone on his hunt."

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    After falling in love months earlier with the Dwarven King, when Bilbo sees Thorin stabbed on Raven Hill, he decides to find vengeance.

     

    EDIT: This One-Shot is now a Two-Shot. You get to have Thorin's side too!

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    16 May 2018

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    When Bilbo is in fact not woken up by Frodo early in the morning, he knows something is amiss. A simple cold causes far too much headache when a bunch of dwarves get overly worried.

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    11 May 2018