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    An Imperial officer loses a bet and has to get Darth Vader a present for Life Day.

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    18 Nov 2018

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    04 Nov 2018

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    A++ Carver trying and trying.

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    How Bodhi Rook temporarily misplaced the two most important things in the galaxy, and how he found them again (with a little help).

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    04 Nov 2018

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    Me, a rational person: This is great. It's really well written.
    My id: And there you are, going on about worldbuilding and "excellent use of double-timeline structure" while I capslock about bulletproof narrative kinks, hurt/comfort, and being punched in the feels.

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    “I’m not a reverse werewolf either,” says the man. “I’m your godfather.”

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    01 Nov 2018

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    A+ fluff, A+ love and kindness FTW

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    Dr. Liu,

    Got your final report yesterday on Project LV-426. I'm amazed. Great work all around. It's been forwarded to the Chair, our friends at the Pentagon, the Defense Appropriations Committee, and DARPA. The acid-resistant armor is something that should really catch their eye.

    We're expecting some big grant money from this.

    Burke

    Burke,

    Did you read even the executive summary of my report? There are some interesting biomaterials that we could work with, but I stressed, multiple times, that this creature is far too dangerous to even consider using in military research projects. It's aggressive, stupid, vicious, aggressive, impossible to train, and did I mention aggressive?

    . . .their limbs work on hydraulic principles and operate under pressure, which is why they splurt like a popped water balloon when they get hit in those Marine camera feeds we saw. A slight wound to a limb takes them right the hell out of commission, and now your troops have to deal with an insanely aggressive and stupid xenomorphic K-9 unit that oh by the way IS BLEEDING ACID.

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    05 Aug 2018

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    A++ comedy!