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of anchors and bitter ends by spoke for PurpleFluffyCat
Fandoms: The Last Unicorn - Peter S. Beagle
25 Aug 2018
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returning home by spoke for Nelja-in-English (Nelja)
Fandoms: Native American/First Nations Mythology
13 May 2018
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future tense by spoke for noxelementalist
Fandoms: Dark Is Rising Sequence - Susan Cooper
23 Feb 2018
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AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandom: Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, No Fandom, Undertale (Video Game)
22 Aug 2018
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23 Feb 2018
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Bookmarked by spoke
31 Jan 2018
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In 1934, an Apatosaurus skeleton was mounted in the Carnegie Museum in Pittsburgh. Under the name of "Brontosaurus", the headless skeleton was fitted with the cast of a Camarasaurus skull. In 1979, both Camarasaurus and Apatosaurus were put to rights. But how might it feel, to be two ghosts haunting the same skeleton?
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01 Nov 2017
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Imagine how pissed off you would be if you somehow ended up in Middle Earth in time to help, but you didn’t speak Westron. Or Sindarin. Or Khuzdul. All you have are proper nouns, and some random phrases like Mellon, and Amralime, and, oh yeah, the inscription from the One ring. because that’s going to go over well when you start spouting off long forgotten verse in the black tongue of Mordor….
So instead of eloquently explaining yourself and saving lives and falling in love with a character of your choice, you have to chase them around like a slightly more verbose Hodor, trying to learn a language and keep the dumb bastards alive.
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Well, it had to happen to someone eventually, and Pissed Off is definitely the way to describe it when it happens to her. But she still tries to do her duty to the fandom and keep the Durins alive just in case it isn't a nightmare after all.- Language:
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Bookmarked by spoke
18 May 2016
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Translation: War of the Strangers. Sequel to Ettelëa.
Millions of zombies are wandering Middle-Earth, darkness is on the way, Sauron potentially has a terrible new ally, and our assortment of strangers are trying like hell to keep up. There might, however, come a point where they no longer want to.
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- Part 3 of Ettelëaverse
Bookmarked by spoke
15 Aug 2015