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    "I should probably tell you I’m going to sniff anything you show me."

    The shopkeeper’s smile actually grows. "How interesting. Can you tell me what you’re sniffing for?"

    Foggy already likes this guy, who looks to be about a hundred and ten but stands straight as a flagpole, but he's not about to admit that he's trying to make himself pretty for a blind man with four super-human senses, so he just smiles.

    "Complexity."

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    26 Oct 2018

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    A grieving young hobbit finds two lost dwarflings in the middle of a dangerous thunderstorm and brings them into his home. Protecting them from dangerous dwarf mercenaries is one thing, but becoming the caretaker of two dwarfling princes is quite another, and in his struggle to get them safely home-- through the mountains and forests of Middle Earth, farther than he has ever gone before-- Bilbo Baggins finds his life irrevocably changed.

    Will two lost dwarflings and their crude, princely uncle help his heart heal, or crush what remains of it to dust?

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    31 Jul 2017

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    King Thorin does not mope. Hobbits are both sneaky and friendly. These are the things a young dwarf learns when he finally joins his people in Erebor.

    He also learns that he can only just manage to keep from pissing himself with excitement the first time he meets someone he's idolized for years, but that's neither here nor there.

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    31 Jul 2017

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    Wandering near the Old Forest on one of his walking holidays, Bilbo comes across a strange creature in need of help.

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    29 Jul 2017

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    “Only someone who’s never had an orgasm would say that orgasms are not big a deal,” Foggy retorts. “I mean, how old were you when decided that Jesus wanted you to be sad forever?”

    “Not forever, just until marriage,” Matt corrects. “And I was eleven.”

    “So you…what, just never jerked off?” Foggy asks. “Not once, all through puberty?”

    “Not once.”

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    16 Jul 2017