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    "Did you say--" Stiles starts.

    "What?" Derek growls.

    "We're not a couple!" they both retort in unison.

    "We're not together," Stiles insists.

    Lydia coughs pointedly. "An incident report filed by 87th Precinct Captain Erica Reyes. March twenty-fifth, eight p.m. Came back to the precinct to grab my coat, only to hear Stilinski banging his new boyfriend in the holding cell."

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    20 Jun 2017

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    Tyler knows he looks like the kind of douchebag who listens to rap or, like, ska bands from the early 2000s, but he actually has a secret affinity for happy pop songs and, unabashedly, Blink-182 and Fall Out Boy stuff. The music a lot of people pretend to have grown out of or be too cool for.

    Tyler thinks Jamie looks like the kind of guy who loves songs about trucks, but mainly because he thinks he's built like one.

     

    (Or, the Warped Tour AU)

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    18 Jun 2017

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    In a time when omegas are scarce, nomadic warriors led by Talia, Bane and Barsad overtake a village with seemingly nothing exceptional to offer. Their hopeful tribute, however, turns out to be a rare gem given over in an attempt to appease Bane... An omega named John.

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    16 Jun 2017

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    Kit-den's Rules:

     

    At least one drink purchase per purrson

    Let the cats come to you

    No chasing, tail-pulling, or any other harassment

    All children MUST have an adult with them at all times

    Outside toys strictly prohibited

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    LET A PURRISTA KNOW IF YOU WANT TO ADOPT US

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    14 Jun 2017

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    Alternatively, “Kent and Alexei’s Guide on How to Screw Around and (Not) Talk about Feelings”

    The year in which Kent Parson, famous NHL player and renowned (read: lonely) party animal, reads trashy erotic novels, fails to learn Russian from Alexei’s mom through elaborate contemporary dance, co-adopts a dog, and fucks his way into domesticity and, surprisingly, a functional relationship.

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    13 Jun 2017