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  1. Public Bookmark 90

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    The war hits the Ministry hard, and Percy Weasley is stuck in the middle of it.

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    11 Jul 2021

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Hermione Granger hates Harry Potter just as much as the next Slytherin. Until she doesn't.

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    31 May 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i thought i had bookmarked this already! everyone needs to read this. perfect pacing, no unnecessary canon retreads, and hermione as politicking slytherin schemer is immaculate.

    (note to self: catchup starts at ch7)

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Granger,

    Your mistake is assuming I have better angels at all.

    -D.M.

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    27 Apr 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    instant favorite already. love it when a slow burn feels more like a slow melt - the epistolary format allows for that slow shedding of icy/businesslike formalities in a really satisfying way.

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit.

    After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to live on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. She's struggling to hang onto her sanity and pleasant disposition, despite those nasty thoughts that keep popping into her head, but he's already given up on his. Meanwhile, the rest of the wizarding world is investigating his mysterious disappearance, he's inventing his own whole new reality from the comfort of Hermione's bed (not that she wants him there), the gravity's broken in the kitchen, Harry and Ginny won't stop trying to get her back together with Ron, Ron's sleeping with Lavender, Hermione wants to lay him out, Astoria Greengrass is mourning her not-so-dead fiancé, and everyone's so buried in lies that they might as well just forget about the whole concept of truth.

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    22 Apr 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    now that's an opening. tbr

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    The friend Ron's asked over is not Harry.

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    27 Jan 2021

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