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"'We’ve been reclassified,' hollers Crowley from the front hallway.
'We’ve been what?' Aziraphale sets down the mug he’s washing and turns off the kitchen tap.
'Reclassified,' says Crowley, setting a stack of mail down on the table. He waves a letter on thick, official-looking paper. “Just got the notice.'”
When Aziraphale and Crowley get downgraded to Unaffiliated Spiritual Entities, Aziraphale must confront some things he's been avoiding for six thousand years—and figure out how to live now.
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“‘Wei Ying,’ Lan Wangji says. ‘You’ve seemed a bit restless, lately.’
‘Have I?’ Wei Ying says, with a chuckle meant to dissuade.
This is as good as a ‘yes’ to Lan Wangji. ‘Do you wish to leave Cloud Recesses and travel again?’”
Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji go on a journey, after everything.
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When Will Kirk and Steve Fletcher are asked to repair an old woman's grandfather clock that belonged to her late husband, they believe they have a straightforward job on their hands. But when the clock refuses to wind, they're forced to conclude that there's more here than meets the eye...
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Lan Sizhui doesn't know much about the Yiling Patriarch—until he discovers just how important the man was to his beloved Hanguang-Jun. So when Mo Xuanyu arrives on the scene, sights clearly set on Hanguang-Jun's affections, Sizhui decides Mo Xuanyu needs to hear the story before he gives his heart away. But Sizhui is missing one very important piece of the puzzle...
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"When you get right down to it, the whole thing was never meant to go as cock-eyed as it eventually went. At bottom, there was one idea that kicked off the whole business, and it was a devilish simple plan—so simple a child of ten should have been able to execute it. But as Jeeves is fond of saying, the best-laid plans of mice and men gang aft agley. And while I don’t know if any mouse ever had a plan to get his own back against a fellow in his club while also winning a tidy sum of money, neither mouse nor man ever had a plan gang as aft agley as mine ganged."
The Drones are hosting their annual Olympics, and all Bertie wants to do is get his own back after last year's humiliation. But things are never that simple where Bertie is concerned... Featuring an unwanted fiancee, a Pekingese masquerading as a cushion, a new Drones recruit, and the world's ugliest tie.
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No one in their right mind would ever seriously try to woo Lin Ronghu, the Emperor's infamously ruthless (if unofficial) spymaster.
Not that that's stopped the local legend, a (self-described) beautiful detective with peerless martial arts. His crush is a major inconvenience - at least until there's a murder that puts Lin Ronghu's most hated political nemesis straight in the frame. Since Lin Ronghu can't believe that anyone would be that stupid, he decides that maybe having a private detective around might be good for something after all...
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16 Jan 2022
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When Jiang Yanli joins Jiang Cheng in visiting Wei Wuxian at the Burial Grounds, the two brothers are on the verge of cutting ties forever — until Jiang Yanli has a better idea. Wei Wuxian doesn't need to leave the sect. He needs to get married, and she has the perfect Sect Leader in mind.
When Lan Wangji is invited to come along on Wei Wuxian's visit to the Unclean Realm to spend time with his new betrothed, Nie Mingjue, he agrees — even though his heart is breaking. How else is he ever going to see Wei Wuxian again?
When Nie Mingjue welcomes Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji into his home, he realizes two things very quickly: 1.) They clearly want each other so badly they can barely stand it, and 2.) Nie Mingjue is Into That.
(In which arranged marriage to Nie Mingjue solves just about everyone's problems)
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31 Dec 2021
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“Okay,” Jingyi says, as Sizhui puzzles this out aloud. “Okay! So the demon has been turning its victims into children.”
“I think so,” Sizhui says.
“To make them easier prey,” Jingyi says.
“Yes,” Sizhui says.
“So—” Jingyi’s voice cracks here, “this kid is Senior Wei.”
Wei Wuxian, still tangled in his own massive robes, blinks politely at them.
(Or: Wei Wuxian is cursed on a night-hunt, and the junior quartet rapidly finds themselves in over their heads.)
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29 Aug 2021
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Lan Wangji never believed the stories of the Lan family curse.
He kept his face impassive when, as a young boy, Lan Qiren told him, "The rumors are true. If a Lan reaches thirty years of age with his virginity intact, he will be able to hear the thoughts of whomever he touches."A Cherry Magic AU where Lan Wangji is cursed in the years following Wei Wuxian's death, and what happens when he returns.
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17 May 2021
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His fingers are still clasped between Wangji's. In the mirror Wangji watches him tuck his coat between his thighs so that he can fuss with the tucked-in hem of his shirt, tousle up the side of his hair, all one-handed. "I hope what I'm wearing is okay."
"It's good," Wangji says. "You look good."
"I guess I must," Wei Ying says, and then he smiles and bites his teeth into his bottom lip for a second, devastatingly, and before Wangji can drop dead the doors to the elevator slide open, and the hostess station appears.
[In which lonely businessman Lan Wangji meets the right wrong person and changes the course of his life.]
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26 Feb 2021