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  1. Summary

    Dick Grayson attempts to get to know his mother's brother. A Mr. Vernon Dursley. It turns out, Dick doesn't like him or his family very much, but he becomes very interested in their strange nephew, Harry Potter. Dick, and the rest of the batfamily, decide Harry is much better off with them. Really.

    Series chronological order
    1. The Beginning
    2. Wizard Among Bats (WaB)*
    3. Summer of Magic (SoM)

    *A Bird's perspective happens in ch 4 of WaB, but also flashes back to between The Beginning and WaB

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    Discontinued :(

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    These are a collection of works from my tumblr somefantasytosurvivereality. All of them are separate works and have no correlation to each other.

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    At some point, Tom Riddle forgot how to be a human. Learning again is difficult, but Lord Voldemort can do anything he puts his mind to.

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    13 Aug 2020

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    Amazing series

    Fic 3

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    In every story Loki had ever heard, humans were the monsters who stole your fur and robbed you of your freedom– and in every one of those stories, the Selkie was doomed to a terrible fate. So when Thor tempts Loki into shedding his coat and he learns that his soulmate walks on land, Loki is sure that he is hurtling toward an unhappy end.

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    13 Aug 2020

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    The only good thing about Oxenfurt is the brothels.

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    Geralt thinks Jaskier is a whore, but really he's just an opportunist.

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    10 Aug 2020

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    "What the shit," Harley says, and punches Tony in the arm. "You didn't tell me your other adopted waif was hot!"

    "Excuse you, what?" Tony demands, at the same time that Peter says, "Um," and blinks his (in Harley's opinion) unfairly attractive eyes.

    "Hi, I'm Harley," Harley says, striding forwards and ignoring Tony's spluttering. "And you and I should totally go on a date."

    "What have I done," Tony whispers.

    (Or: Peter is a disaster bi, and really so is Harley, but at least Harley has his shit together enough to ask Peter out on a date the second he meets him. Meanwhile, Tony is suddenly certain that by introducing these two, he's just triggered the apocalypse.)

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    02 Aug 2020

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    On a dark night long ago, Sirius Black took a wrong turn and never found Peter Pettigrew. Instead of Azkaban, Sirius settled down in Little Whinging to keep an eye on his godson, and hired Remus Lupin to run his bookshop for him. Then one day when Harry was eight, Sirius found out how the Dursleys treated him, and stole him away.

    Stealing Harry is an alternate universe version of Harry Potter's life before his time at Hogwarts. It is the story of Harry's family: Sirius and Remus, Ted and Andromeda, Nymphadora, Neville Longbottom, and even Severus Snape, all banded together against a newly powerful Peter Pettigrew who is still searching for a way to resurrect Voldemort.

    Laocoon's Children follows Harry through his time at Hogwarts as he develops a very different group of friends: Hufflepuff Draco Malfoy, Ravenclaw Padma Patil, and Gryffindor Neville Longbottom, strange companions for a Harry who was sorted into Slytherin -- the house of his beloved Professor Snape.

    This universe ends in Harry's third year, and is partially incomplete. As it is not likely to be finished, the last story in the series is a group of notes I made on where the story would have gone and how it would have ended.

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    02 Aug 2020

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    Fic 7 ch 6