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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    “Well, Pulsifer, I can say with confidence I know exactly what’s wrong with your car.”

    “Oh? What’s wrong?” Newt peered down, looking at the undercarriage, as most people do who want to help but have absolutely no skill in basic car repair.

    “It’s shit.”

    (An anthology collection of the times Anthony J. Crowley, retired demon and occasional slumber party guest, and Aziraphale, forcefully instated Guardian Angel of the downtrodden, get summoned to deal with humanity. Chapters will be added as I come up with weird ways they're summed, though prompts are welcome)

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    08 Nov 2019

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    Seven years after Armageddidn't, a boy wanders into A.Z. Fell and Co. and finds something more priceless than a first-edition novel- a reunion he (and his childhood caretakers) never thought possible.

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    20 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Shane sinks back onto his elbows, stretching his legs out.

    “I miss showering,” he says. Ryan hums in agreement, reaching up to scuff his hand through his hair. The fire snaps, throwing up a shower of sparks, briefly illuminating the top of the overhang they’re sitting under.

    “I miss coffee,” Ryan says, shifting until he’s mirroring Shane’s position on the other side of the flames. “I miss the internet. God help me,” he says, glancing up at the stone above them, like it might offer some kind of deliverance, “I even miss Twitter.”

    The world ended three days ago, and neither of them are handling it very well, to be honest.
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    19 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    A decade after their fight, Crowley wakes up to a new world and a different angel. What is he to do but don his human disguise and follow him to a certain discreet gentlemen's club? And if Aziraphale doesn't seem to recognise him, well, that's all for the better, isn't it?

    He was going to leave after ensuring his angel was fine.

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    18 Oct 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    Written by Shane Madej, Owner of Alton Bridge, Seventh Duke of Hell and Advisor to Lord Satan, Our Majesty,
    Edited by Ryan Bergara,
    and translated into Enochian by Lord Beelzebub, First Duke of Hell and Advisor to Lord Satan, Our Majesty

    (Enochian copy only available in the Seventh Circle of Hell, by request only)

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    07 Oct 2019