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    My new home for ficlets written on tumblr and transplanted here. Probably mostly short things, usually from prompts. Feel free to visit me at twothumbsandnostakeincanon.tumblr.com

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    01 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    It’s so good. It’s so fucking good. It’s like, good, but good twice. It’s so good.

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    In the end, his curiosity to see where this goes, where Peter takes him with rope and hands and camera, wins out. “Okay,” he whispers.

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    01 Jan 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is that tasty, tasty shit 👌👍👏☝️

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    Stiles had been passive after the Nogitsune, too many had died because of him so it was better to let others take over, but he wasn't going to let them lock Peter away in Eichen House. No matter what. Even if that meant marrying Peter.

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    21 Dec 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Stiles keeps Peter out of Eichen house yusssssss

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    Time to Google. Google will know how to fix a possessed pussy. Probably.

    She digs around for a bit, and she manages to find a web page for a supernatural whatever-you-need with references to “solving” hauntings and cursed items, and, well—her snatch isn’t exactly an “item”, as such, but this seems close enough.

    She calls the number, thinking she’ll just leave a message, and is surprised to hear, “Peter Hale, Beta Solutions, what can I help you with?”

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    22 Jul 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    A haunted pussy?? F/F Daddy kink????? Puns about packing?????????? Listen, I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure this fic has a bad case of Being Perfect.

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    “What do you know about heats?”

    “They’re the curse of Ava, punishment for Original Sin, inflicted on the unworthy. Most give in to their wicked urges, and tempt good alphas and betas into sin with them, but some—like Saint Celeste—retreat to suffer alone, and spare their brethren from temptation,” she recites, her shoulders curling inwards at the implications.

    “So, nothing. Christ.”

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    28 Jun 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    A BLASPHEMOUS BLAST

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