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  1. Public Bookmark 68

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    Time to Google. Google will know how to fix a possessed pussy. Probably.

    She digs around for a bit, and she manages to find a web page for a supernatural whatever-you-need with references to “solving” hauntings and cursed items, and, well—her snatch isn’t exactly an “item”, as such, but this seems close enough.

    She calls the number, thinking she’ll just leave a message, and is surprised to hear, “Peter Hale, Beta Solutions, what can I help you with?”

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    22 Jul 2019

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    A haunted pussy?? F/F Daddy kink????? Puns about packing?????????? Listen, I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure this fic has a bad case of Being Perfect.

  2. Public Bookmark 88

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    “What do you know about heats?”

    “They’re the curse of Ava, punishment for Original Sin, inflicted on the unworthy. Most give in to their wicked urges, and tempt good alphas and betas into sin with them, but some—like Saint Celeste—retreat to suffer alone, and spare their brethren from temptation,” she recites, her shoulders curling inwards at the implications.

    “So, nothing. Christ.”

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    28 Jun 2019

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    A BLASPHEMOUS BLAST

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    What do you get when you pair a rogue emissary with a feral Alpha?

    A fucking nightmare.

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    23 Feb 2019

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    Buckle the FUCK in this is going to be THE GOOD SHIT

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    They stepped inside and were immediately grabbed by Danny, their tech guy, who pulled them to the side of the hustle and bustle and looked at Stiles with a smirk on his face.
    “What?”
    “You know all those posters you had in your bedroom when we were in high school?” Danny asked, waggling his brows, the bastard.
    “Uh… yeah, it was my bedroom?”
    “Brace yourself.”

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    The fic where Stiles is a writer of Moon Mated, a TV show, and has had a burgeoning crush on an actor called Peter Hale for half his life. And of course Chris Argent, the show runner, hires Peter as the new character on the show. Oh, and Stiles and Peter are mates. Because of course they are.

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    21 Dec 2018

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    Mates and Human Alpha Stiles and Actor AU and literally everything you could ever want in a fic.

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    There are names for boys who carry the Bible the way Stiles Stilinski does and none of them are pretty. Stiles holds the good book as if he wants to devour scripture like a coyote devours its prey but there’s a delicacy to it, a fear of the holy. He’s clearly dressed in his father’s suit, the boy is swamped in fabric making him look like a child playing dress up. He’s been silent throughout the funeral, except for mouthing the words to Amazing Grace, but his right hand has been clenching and unclenching. The only physical display of the rage that’s simmering below the surface.

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    22 Aug 2018

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    A GOTHIC BLESSING ON MY HOUSE

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