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    “Can this actually wait until after the job?” Derek said with as much ferocity as he can, which apparently wasn't much because Stiles’ laughter rang through his earpiece. “The mark’s getting out of the elevator, you better be ready.”

    “First off, learn how to multitask.” Stiles told him. “Second, I need two more minutes. Hold him back.”

    “Can’t. He's already in the hallway. Learn how to multitask.” Derek smiled to himself when Stiles cursed.

    Of course, the explosion went off at exactly the right time. Derek never thought explosions could sound smug until that very moment.

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    The one where Derek is the tech guy and Stiles just likes to blow things up a lot. Together they fight crime or whatever.

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    14 Feb 2017

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    "This is…not four million in cash,” remarks Stilinski.

    “Isaac. Did you fail to get my money back and decided to pick up a stripper on the road to bribe me? Because let me make this perfectly clear: this would totally work. Well done.”

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    The mafia!AU where the Hales owe four million to the Stilinskis, Laura rents Derek (but not as a stripper), Stiles gets a new favorite, Derek gets a new boss, a new puppy and a new family.

    Sometimes they break people, but mainly, they just snark at each other.

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    4 Dec 2016

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    Stiles says, “Derek,” and his voice is hoarse, like he’s still unsure how to use his vocal chords even after all this time. They have no idea how long Stiles was stuck as an otter, let alone trapped in that cage. According to Dr. Martin, Stiles doesn’t even know.

    Derek doesn’t say anything.

    After a few minutes, Stiles sighs and gets up. There’s a rustle of clothing, and Derek grits his teeth against the image of Stiles wearing his things, and Derek doesn’t relax until he hears the door open and close.

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    10 Oct 2016

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    "I'd like to hoard you," Derek said.

    (Derek is a dragon. Lydia organizes his library. Stiles fails to rescue her.)

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    2 Oct 2016

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    He expected some level of chaos to greet him. He did not expect to see Stiles standing shirtless in the living room, wearing a sparkly tiara on his head and a pink tutu over his jeans, holding Mia's tea set in one hand and a plastic sword in the other.

    Stiles flushed, pink splotching his cheeks and spreading halfway down his pale, toned chest. Derek wanted to bite it, wanted to pinch those puffy nipples and tease them with his tongue, wanted to shove Stiles up against the wall and make him flush everywhere.

    (Or: Derek is a single dad celebrating his 30th birthday. Stiles is the college student who babysits for him. Smut ensues.)

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    2 Oct 2016