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    “So you have a spear that spurts milk?” The guy asks, quirking an eyebrow at Namjoon’s thyrsus.
    Namjoon doesn’t know where he finds the cockiness, but he refuses to look away. “Yeah. A honey-drenched spear that spurts milk.”

    Namjoon comes to the Halloween party dressed as Dionysus. It’s unclear who Jimin is supposed to be though, with his bare chest and jar of chocolate.

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    26 Mar 2020

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    namjoon and jimin have only officially been dating for something like seven months, two weeks, three days and eighteen hours or so. it’s not like jungkook has been keeping track. it’s not like he thinks of his life now in terms of some kind of “before the world ended” and “now that everything is terrible” divide or whatever. that would be tragic. and embarrassing.

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    02 Mar 2020

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    Jimin understands, suddenly, why Hoseok wants to see Elysium. At the same time, nerves writhe in his stomach. "Does Hades know about this?"

    Hoseok hesitates.

    "No. But he never mentioned that I couldn't see other parts of his land. This is my third year here and this...." He gestures to Styx and onward, towards the palace, dejected. "This is all I have seen."

    "Forgive me, Your Majesty, but I don't understand. Wouldn't you want your husband to take you?"

    Hoseok blinks, as if it takes a second for the word husband to register. When it does, his face frosts over. His hands clench into fists. Each word that pours out of his mouth is hateful and deliberate, stark and disgusted. "That man," he breathes, "is not my husband."

     

    ((Or: When Hoseok, the God of Spring, is kidnapped by Hades and forced to live in the Underworld for half of every year, his once bright world becomes dark—especially when Hades is convinced he'll fall in love with him someday.

    Instead, Hoseok falls in love with Jimin, Hades' ferryman with severed wings and responsible for delivering souls across the River Styx.))

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    25 Feb 2020

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    Kim Namjoon is in love, and Jung Hoseok is always dating someone else. This is perfectly fine, even preferable, because the universe likes to tell jokes and Namjoon knows it's best just to laugh along. He's certainly got nothing to complain about when it comes to the building blocks of his life, and dating is a lot of effort. Too much effort, really. So it's obviously fine.

    But the universe's latest attempt at a comedy sketch, where Hoseok moves in with him, bringing the sun and a lot of tiny shorts, might actually make him insane.

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    26 Nov 2019

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    namjoo and yoonji are in love.

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    13 Nov 2019