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    “Tom,” Sara, the Senior Marketing Associate, said levelly, “if you don’t let me promote our bedroom product line using the Winter Soldier’s tweet reviews, I will quit. I will quit today. I will leave you high and dry with a junior marketing associate and an intern, Tom. The intern just started last week. He doesn’t even know how to work the copier yet.”

    The VP for Public Affairs rubbed his temples. “Sara.”

    She slapped a piece of paper onto his desk. “I already wrote my letter of resignation. You know what it says? It says that I cannot possibly do my job if I’m deprived of the best free publicity opportunity that has ever crossed my desk, and that will ever cross it again, in the form of one James Buchanan Barnes and his Supersoldier Fuckability Index.”

    (Bucky reviews IKEA beds. The marketing team responds.)

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    23 May 2018

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    bloody brilliant

  2. Rec 10

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    Steve: i saw that guy again. i think i'm not as straight as i thought i was

    Unknown number: i hate to tell you this but you got the wrong number pal. but hey, i'm bi. i've been there. i can talk you through it if you want
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    Or Steve embarks on a journey of self-discovery, assisted by a helpful stranger who likes to make really bad puns.

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    21 Feb 2018

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    eeeeeeee!

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    16 Nov 2017

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    so marvellous <3

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    Bucky Barnes, weary soldier, illegal immigrant, sarcastic sex worker. Steve Rogers, miracle of science, lonely man, disillusioned cop. Both of them on a collision course in this brave new world, like that's not gonna end in sex and explosions.

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    11 Sep 2017

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    brilliant futuristic au. i would read several hundred thousand words of this world. repeatedly

  5. Rec 42

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    So Clint is an omega, in principle, but what good is being an omega if your heats don't work right and take a million years every time and also aren't even appealing to alphas? All that does is piss off all and sundry (including self) and so fine, he finds a workaround. Except... the workaround backfires kind of spectacularly? Because of course it does; this is Clint we are talking about. Except. You know what, maybe it fired in the right direction after all. Huh.

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    01 Sep 2017

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    so wonderfully hot and romantic