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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Her hands were stained with powdered blood, the body wet on the welcoming step. She painted quickly across the familiar map of cooling skin, stuffing the wound with iron shavings, soot, and soil while the clock ticked closer to the hour.

    She gritted her teeth, eyes dry. The engraved cogs in the old grandfather clock began to shriek—shrill, metallic, grating.

    The stuffing boiled. The deadened lips started to tremble.

    She pushed the flesh back together as the clock pealed, as the gate crashed open, as pleasure tore a smile through the wrinkles in her face.

    "Finally," she said over the sound of pounding steps. "Finally."

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    24 Oct 2021

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    "Jaemin Na?" Minjeong says. “My friend said once she was in the Engineering hall computer lab after hours, and she saw Jaemin Na baby-talking into thin air, like there was someone invisible in front of him."

    Yizhuo nods conspiratorially, and lowers her voice to a whisper. "I heard if you go to the library at 11 PM while holding a 100% sugar no-ice Taro milk tea from Gong Cha, and whisper his name three times in a row, he appears."

    "Okay," Renjun laughs. "You guys are making him sound like an urban legend, or something. He’s just some dude."

    "Wow," Haechan says, gleefully. "I always knew you were a bit of a conspiracy theorist, but I had no idea you would go so far as to fuck our local campus cryptid."

    (Or: Renjun hooks up with Jaemin Na, who is not-a-cryptid but is also not-not-a-cryptid, and it all spirals from there.)
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    20 Oct 2021

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    Renjun is pretty sure the creators of Quizlet did not intend for their app to be used by twenty year old college students trying to teach their boyfriends appropriate vocabulary to use while railing them in bed, but well, modern problems require modern solutions.

    (Based on the one tweet that bravely asks, what if you were fuckin and the other person was like “dude you’re crushing it”)

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    20 Oct 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 83

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    It goes without saying that they have to set a few baseline rules.

    1. No outright asking if Jeno is a dog or a human, or anything of the sort. (For fairness.)
    2. No more than one question per person per day. (To avoid suspicion.)
    3. No speaking about the bet when Renjun’s around, and no texting about it, either. (For plausible deniability.)
    4. No invading Renjun’s privacy—any information should be voluntarily and knowingly given. (Jaemin vehemently tries to protest this one, and is overruled.)
    Or: The residents at the Neo Tech Medical Center play a game of dog or husband. It goes about as well as one would expect.
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    20 Oct 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    In theory, Jaehyun was a warning to the other nobility: if you challenge the crown, you will be executed, your children made to be a joke, and your lineage destroyed. In practice, he was little more than Yuta’s personal courtesan. 

    OR Jaehyun gets demoted to court jester (horny): the fic.

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    20 Oct 2021

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