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    06 Feb 2021

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    "Hello, Julian," Yennefer says coolly. "Listen carefully. We are only having this conversation because it’d make Geralt happy and I'm the best wife in the fucking world. You and I should have sex."

    Jaskier says, "I'm going to need you to elaborate."

    Or: Geralt's biggest fantasy is to watch someone else fuck his wife. What kind of best friend would Jaskier be if he didn't lend a hand?

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    21 Jan 2021

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    “You’d like us to be intimate then?” Geralt inquired earnestly. Jaskier nearly choked on his spit.

    “We’re married, aren’t we?”

    “Plenty of married couples would rather clean gutters than see each other bare. And you have that tavern girl of yours, from the village-- hush, that’s not an admonishment. I just assumed you’d been… put up for auction, when a groom was requested in the place of a bride. That you had no earnest, physical interest in men. Or if you did, that I was out of your age bracket. Which is acceptable. I have less than no interest in traumatizing you, or anyone, with my attentions.”

    It was beginning to sink in for Jaskier that maybe, just maybe, he had in fact been joined in holy matrimony with a perfectly lovely man.

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    19 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    jesus fucking christ, this may be one of the hottest sex scenes I've read in a long time. Hnnnnng. (the story itself is *delightful*)

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Nico hesitates, looking down at him. One of his arms is draped across Yusuf’s chest, and he tightens his hold before answering. “There is nothing I want more than to be with you.”

    There’s an implied but there; there’s also nothing in this world Yusuf is more sure of than Nicolo’s devotion. “I know,” he replies gently. “What are you thinking?”

    Nicolo gives him another little squeeze, then looks up at Andromache, who’s watching them with mild curiosity. “Sometimes I wonder what it’s like to be with a woman. If I would enjoy it.”

    The lift of Andromache’s eyebrows says she wasn’t expecting that. “I take it that means you never have?”

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    25 Aug 2020

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    “That’s a rather extraordinary proposal, Menolly,” said the Masterharper.

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    28 Dec 2019