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    A new plan hatches in Wei Wuxian’s head. If this nocturnal, bottom-feeding, slimy, invasive mudcat posing as a beautiful actor thinks he can sway Wei Wuxian with animal pictures and a sob story and an unbelievably stilted way of texting with still no dick pictures in the first five minutes of conversation, he has another thing coming. Wei Wuxian’s got it, alright, he has this in the fucking bag.

    Wei Wuxian plots to expose a catfish using strategic memes and turtle pictures while wiggling his way out of family dinner. Lan Wangji just wants companions.
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    05 Aug 2020

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    What in the hell kind of name for an alias is Matches?

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    01 Aug 2020

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    Superman decided to try out a new costume. He did not consult the artist. In fairness, he was a little miffed that he'd been drawing weird porn of him, so. Fair's fair.

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    01 Aug 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    Nancy and Margaret, in ten stories.

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    31 Jul 2020

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    Dwarnians don't sleep unless they're sick or injured. Humans do. It's weird but... kinda adorable?

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    21 Jul 2020