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    Yes so this is just a written-out thing of a bunch of Hamilton memes on the internet. Enjoy?

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    This is the day that marked the Holy and Blessed Union of Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle.

    The merging of prominent bloodlines is always a grand occurrence, but breeding pedigree hunter families like Winchester and Harvelle is something to be rejoiced. It is also something to be meticulously planned, which thankfully the Host is very good at.

    Or, the romantic comedy where Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle are destined to get married, Castiel is given the task of playing matchmaker and fails terribly, the entire Heavenly Host becomes a sitcom audience, God warns against male pregnancy, and Jimmy Novak is incredibly unimpressed with angels in general.

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    29 Nov 2018

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    When Peter is five, his Aunt May explains it to him like this:

    „Sometimes the hearts and souls of two people are so in sync, that they beat in the same rhythm and hum in the same tune. This Melody will always be in their hearts for them to hear, so they can find each other. They are Soul-mates, Peter. Such a perfect match, the world wants to give them a clue how to find each other.“

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    09 Aug 2018

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    Exclusive with the boxes!

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    Angels ruined the world. They slaughtered half of humanity in their prizefight, and didn't bother to stick around to clean up their mess. The human survivors crawl towards a slow death from a crop blight that starves them, and relentless dust storms that choke the air from their lungs. Despite the odds, Gabriel Novak manages to cobble together a halfway decent life for his family. But any illusion of normality crumbles away when a half-dead archangel from another universe drops out of the sky. He says his name is Samael, and no matter how much Gabriel doesn’t like angels, this one just might save the world. (Human!Gabriel/Archangel!Sam)

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    07 Aug 2018

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    Ben Parker sighed as he looked up into The Thing's eyes, so expressively human in spite of the rest of his rocky appearance.

    “My fifteen-year-old nephew--who's practically my own little boy!--” he choked out with a tight voice, “h-he can't pass for human anymore. He's scared, and he's isolated, and he just needs someone else to talk to! Someone who can understand. Please."

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    Some alternate realities are unrecognizable, and some are indistinguishable. This one lies somewhere in between.

    Peter Parker's life was derailed when he mutated into a strange human/spider hybrid, and he knows that's not the way things went down for him in other realities. Still, he's determined to forge a new path and make the best of it. Sometimes "the friends we made along the way" really is the greatest treasure anyone could ask for.

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    19 Jul 2018

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    The snap didn’t just take their lives - it stole their memories, too. When Peter Parker wakes up in a parallel dimension with no idea who he is, he must rely on his instincts alone in order to find a way back home. With the help of two new friends, Peter races the clock to untangle the strings of reality before they break, and his universe is lost for good.

    coming off hiatus in two weeks!

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    08 Jul 2018