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    "Aziraphale debated internally a bit, but curling his arm up around Crowley’s shoulder really was more comfortable. He knew he was being silly. He knew a dance was nothing and if it made Crowley happy after his feelings had apparently been hurt it wasn’t much to ask, but—it was the demon. He had the literally infernal talent to make even the simplest, least dubious things feel like a temptation. Aziraphale knew it was Crowley's nature, and not strictly saying his fault, but it did sometimes make things feel *complicated*."

    Biarritz, South of France, 1921. Aziraphale stumbles into Crowley apparently working the hotels and casinos as a gigolo.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    15/7. Completed.

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    17 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    A Good Omens fashion world AU that no-one asked for! Aziraphale is HVN's newest designer and Crowley is their most promising model.

    Even though fashion week is just around the corner and Aziraphale should be focusing all his attention on proving he belongs in HVN, he keeps getting distracted by a certain flame-haired model who makes him what to break the rules.

    Even though Crowley knows he always falls too hard and too fast, he can't help finding ways to bump into the new designer who is so different from everyone Crowley has ever known.

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    15 Aug 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 72

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    Aziraphale is an Assistant Professor of Classics. Crowley is the Assistant Vice President of Student Services. Heaven vs. Hell has nothing on this. Also featuring: Graduate Student Anathema Device! University IT Professional(?!!!) Newton Pulsifer! College-age The Them!

    An AU that popped up in my brain and just wouldn't go away, so I'm sharing it with all of you. Also, I blatantly need to write out some academia feels. Tags to be updated as we go, rating pops up to E in chapter 7.

    In case it's a no-go for you, this is POC!Crowley/white!Aziraphale. Crowley's background is Indian (i.e. from India) and Aziraphale is white British. I fully respect folks not wanting to read that particular dynamic (thus the warning here). It's not something that gets fetishized (no raceplay here, essentially) but does pop up in the story at different points.

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    15 Aug 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    Crowley didn’t know whether to be disgusted, or impressed. The nature of Gabriel’s suggestion was bordering on demonic, and Crowley was nothing if not a little sinful. But being paid to go out with someone—with Aziraphale—just so Gabriel could get his rocks off with some girl? It felt, for a lack of being soft, wrong.

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    In other words, the plot of 10 Things I Hate About You, but ineffable.

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    11 Aug 2019

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    Ezra Fell has long been comfortable in his loneliness. He’s content to simply run the Soho Public Library and otherwise keep to himself. However, when a handsome stranger bursts in one evening with a baby, frantic and in need of help, Ezra finds those carefully constructed barriers he’s long maintained begin to crack.

    Perhaps it’s time to let them fall.

    Human AU. Complete.

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    11 Aug 2019