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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    Brandon is bored of life as a shipwright. Ed is bored of life as Blackbeard. Unbeknownst to them, they're about to meet.

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    Pre-season one fic, featuring a blink and you'll miss Ed-is-Beyonce joke, some guy called the Gentleman Pirate and Brandon. You know, Brandon. With amazing art by Aazel.

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    21 Nov 2023

  2. Rec *

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    Stede needs a place to call home, Ed needs a reason to get up in the morning. They both need a fresh start.

    Welcome to Clerkenwell.

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    A modern AU romcom about trauma and healing. Unbetaed.

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    04 Sep 2023

  3. Rec *

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    "Hey Iz. Got offered another job so won't be coming back. Cheers."

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    What if Ed went to meet Stede when the Revenge ran aground? Canon AU.

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    28 Aug 2023

  4. Rec *

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    Five years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry returns to England to help re-open Hogwarts.

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    25 Aug 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I mean, what is there to say about this fic other than that you need to read it? A retrospective band-aid on the inner workings of Rowling’s lazy and overly Eurocentric soft magic system and a fascinating AU of the end of the series written post-OOTP.

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    There's a thought Stede has never thought before.

    He's finally ready to think it, and to meet himself on the other side.

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    A slow, meandering exploration about coming out.

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    25 Jul 2023