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    Tiny stories about Patrick and David (but mostly Patrick) being aggressively Canadian.

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  2. Summary

    One story per year of marriage, inspired by the traditional anniversary gifts. The series title is from the Feist song.

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    Fluffy domestic scenes in the same future universe.

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  1. Rec 28

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    What will he say today, I wonder. I turn on my computer, I wait impatiently as it boots up. I go on-line, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words: You’ve got mail. I hear nothing, not even a sound on the streets of New York, just the beat of my own heart. I have mail. From you. // A You've Got Mail AU.

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    16 Nov 2020

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    He *told* David that a joint bachelor party two days before the wedding was a bad idea, but even he underestimated Ted and Ray’s affinity for karaoke. It rivals David’s.

    David.

    Why does the thought of him make his heart squeeze? And not in a good way?

    “You’re not up yet?” a voice asks, and he freezes, body tensing with an old defensive mechanism he hasn’t had to employ in far too long. He slowly blinks his eyes open, but the light coming in through the window momentarily blinds him.

    “Rachel?”

    Or, Patrick wakes up five years in the past. He reacts accordingly.

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    05 Nov 2020

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    There can be no misinterpretation or confusion on Yusuf’s part when what Duke Nicolò says is “But I didn’t want a husband, what does my brother think he’s doing?”

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    27 Oct 2020

  4. Rec 35

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    Nothing, in particular, wakes him.

    By and large, it's good sleep if he didn't have to be roused by a careful palm at his shoulder and back courtesy of Nicky, whom, as he's blinking himself awake, he can feel shuffling around on his left side, their bed rocking slightly, the mattress settling all at once within moments as if nothing's disturbed it.

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    27 Sep 2020

  5. Rec 2

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    Lifetimes lived in love and peace.

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    19 Sep 2020