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    “Here’s what we’re gonna do,” he tells Martha in their next meeting, which takes place two hours outside of London at her parents’ ‘cottage’. To think they talk of her family as commoners when they have this much money is fucking insane. It just goes to illustrate how out of touch the whole monarchy machine is.

    “Tea?” she offers, and he nods just to be polite. A literal, honest to god butler comes over to pour for him. “Carry on.”

    “You’re gonna disappear,” he tells her, and her whole face lights up. Her shoulders relax. She looks straight at him. He can hear the kids playing with their grandmother in the next room.

    “Tell me more.”

    Or, Alex is Martha's divorce attorney

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    18 Mar 2024

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    18 Mar 2024

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    The weight of it hits Alex unexpectedly. Henry had been so scared anyone could find out he’s gay, he hadn’t even considered the name he wanted for his dog safe. And like vultures, they had outed him at the first opportunity anyway. The thought makes anger spike in Alex's chest, makes him wish he could fix this for Henry somehow.

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    Or life might have thrown an curveball at Henry but talking about dogs makes everything better.

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    June: My brother’s name is Alex, he’s twenty-four, and as far as I know he’s single but not looking. He just got out of a relationship, thus him moving in with me temporarily. He’s also apparently allergic to shirts and was raised in a barn. Trust me when I say you don’t want him.

    Alex (still off screen): I can hear you asshole!

    June (yelling back): You’re a pain in my ass, Alejandro!
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    OR; what it says on the tin. Five times Alex interrupted June's livestream and one time he nearly broke it

    Now with bonus chapter of Alex interrupting Henry's livestreams!

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    "Oh? You taking a pledge for my protection, Malfoy?" She teased.

    He was smirking and hell but it did something to her. "I believe... They call that a knight in shining armor." He fingered his chin. "Got an opening, Granger?"

    After a string of bad dates and unexpected work issues, Hermione Granger doesn't have time for her best friend's request to set her up on a blind date. She's done with men wasting her time and bleh having a total lack of ambition.

    Draco Malfoy doesn't expect much out of life, and he certainly doesn't expect the Golden Girl of all people to come barging into his life again. She hates him, doesn't she? Or is it simply his best friend playing matchmaker again?

    Dramione story with a myriad of misunderstandings, a matchmaking Theo Nott, alcohol-induced dinner parties, and light-hearted banter.

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    13 Mar 2024