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    archived responses to tumblr prompts that are shorter than actual fics!

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  1. Public Bookmark 33

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    Reason Two: Louis has a problem and he needs a helping hand.

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    17 May 2022

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    "Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”

    “What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.

    “Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.

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    04 May 2022

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

    This was a favored saying of Mrs. Moneypenny’s, as it surely was for all mothers with beautiful daughters.

    Q had always thought that a single man in possession of a good fortune would hardly be in want of anything, let alone a wife. But then again, Q had never paid much attention to such matters.

    (yet another Pride & Prejudice AU)

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    19 Apr 2022

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    Wei Ying has been feeling like a grey, wrung-out, mildewed dishrag for a week when Lan Zhan slopes in from a trip to the store looking blank-faced and awkward and sets a pregnancy test down on the kitchen counter.

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    08 Apr 2022

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    Geralt's brother has died, and now he is raising a child on his own. The last thing he needs is an annoying sous-chef who won't leave him alone.

    Or, a variously loose and faithful adaptation of the classic rom-com No Reservations.

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    25 Feb 2022