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    'It’s just a bit of easy recon', they'd said. 'In and out, easy peasy', they'd said. 'You’ll be back by dinnertime tomorrow', they'd said.

    How she had ever been goaded into doing the recon mission, Sabra would never know. But she went, anyway.

    One minute, she was minding her own business, doing some last minute recon, in a very desert-like mountain range, about one hour of flying to the north of basecamp, in the north eastern part of Afghanistan; the next, she was being shot at by insurgents, which led to her falling to her death -or, so she thought, at that exact moment- down a three hundred feet high rock cliff.

    Only, after falling for a fraction of a second, she landed -still quite painfully- on a grassy slope.

    When she came to her senses, she was laying next to a stream, the three hundred foot drop nowhere in sight.

    Unless you counted the cliff face to her left. But that was only about twenty feet high... At most.

    And who the fuck are those short men on their ponies?!

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    Okay, this was supposed to be a simple Girl-Falls-Into-Middle-Earth thingy. It is not anymore. Simple, that is. It has become an Adventure! O.O

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    TRIGGERS! READ THE TAGS!

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    21 Mar 2019

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    The best OC Hobbit fic you've ever fucking read.

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    In which an unexpected party results in an unexpected family. Or, in which Bilbo gets 13 husbands.

    Bilbo Baggins is the first Omega the Shire has had in generations, and they hardly know what to do with him. To escape an arranged bonding, Bilbo goes on an adventure with thirteen dwarves he accidentally married.

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    05 Jun 2017

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    After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo isn't sure of his welcome in the mountain, and thus returns to the Shire as soon as he can. Somewhat to his surprise, Ori goes with him -- but it turns out Ori has his own reasons for leaving Erebor behind. Well, Bilbo's quite used to being the talk of the Shire.

    The line of Durin might suffer of thick skulls, but fortunately Kíli is less stubborn than his uncle and brother, and decides to fix things, even if that means taking his newlywed wife for a ride all the way to the Shire and beyond. Of course, he doesn't yet know what he'll see there -- but he does know how to fix things. Even if it means giving up his claim to the throne.

    (Let's not kid ourselves -- that's his favourite part.)

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    08 Dec 2015

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    Bilbo is a (mostly) reformed burglar and a guide with peculiar gifts. When Gandalf arrives with a proposition involving 13 dwarves, a dragon, and a resurrection of those burglary skills, of course he's going to say no.

    Well, maybe not, but he's definitely not going to get involved with any of this sentinel/guide bonding business.

    Okay, at least for sure he'll keep a lid on his own emotions, he has every kind of practice with that.

    Dammit.

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    04 Dec 2015

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    Sentinel/Guide AU - Fix it, best 41 chapters in Bagginshield existence...?

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    'Alone this Yuletide? Irritated with prying and nosey family members?

    I am an out of work blacksmith currently trying to make my way by any means necessary that does not involve my resorting to thievery (prisons are most uncomfortable, I've unfortunate first hand experience). However, if you would like me to be your strictly platonic companion for any social function, but have me pretend that we are in a serious courtship, so as to torment your family and ward off unwanted suitors then I am more than obliging...'

    After becoming increasingly irritated by overtures of romance from various Shire residents following the death of his mother four years ago, Bilbo is more than ready to resort to desperate measures. That is, up to and including pretending to be in a serious relationship with a certain surly blacksmith currently inhabiting the Bindbale Woods.

    It's a good idea after all; all they have to do is pretend to be in love over the Yuletide period and Bilbo's family and suitors will surely leave him alone after that. It's perfect! And nothing can possibly go wrong, right? Certainly nothing as preposterous as falling for one another for real...

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    30 Nov 2015

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