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    “Yeah,” Yoongi goes on. “So I’m suggesting—”

    Namjoon suddenly catches on, tries to stop Yoongi in his tracks, even though he knows that would be impossible. If Yoongi had his mind set on something, there was no changing it. “No, no, you’re not suggesting—”

    “—that we have sex with each other instead,” Yoongi finishes. Although he’s a bit pink in the face, he flashes Namjoon a smirk. Little shit is reveling in the fact that Namjoon couldn’t stop him from saying it.

    Everyone goes quiet for what feels like a full minute. Then Taehyung lets out a loud laugh. Jimin soon joins in, leaning all over Taehyung, almost falling out of his chair. When all Yoongi does is stare at them with a straight face, Taehyung stops laughing and says, “Oh wait. You’re serious?”

    “Uh, yeah, I’m serious,” Yoongi says, as if it’s obvious.

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    28 Mar 2020

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    “If you’re a witch that works with plants, then why are all of yours dead? That can’t be good for business.”

    The room dims again, and Jimin lifts a hand to flip off the ceiling. Taehyung knows he’s sad and that’s why the shop darkens and he shouldn’t find it funny—but he can’t help it. Because this is ridiculous. The good kind of ridiculous. The amazing kind.

     

    (Or: Taehyung has a green thumb, Jimin runs a magical store, and Yoongi can kind of see dead people.)

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    16 Mar 2020

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    Across the table, Jiang Cheng looks up from his study book and rolls his eyes heavenward like he’s seen this circus too many times already. And sure, Wei WuXian has slept in the campus library before, but this is the first time a handsome stranger with angry eyes has called him out because of it.

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    or; Wei WuXian has a tendency to fall asleep in places where he shouldn't. Lan WangJi disapproves.

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    07 Nov 2019

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    Steve sighs. “This creepy looking hobo cornered me in the store, spouting some shit about congress with an abomination.”
    Bucky bares his teeth. All of them. Even Steve finds it unsettling. “I will devour him.”
    “No!” Steve waves a finger under Bucky’s nose. “No eating people, remember.”
    “Rule number one,” Bucky grumbles. “No eating humans, or human-like things.” He gives Steve a sullen glare. “I will rend his foul tongue from his worthless form.”
    “Well, so long as you don’t eat it afterwards.”

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    19 Oct 2019

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    While on a mission storming a HYDRA facility, James Buchanan Barnes touches one of the many strange alien devices collected by the Red Skull. He does this, in fact, twice— in the past, and in the future.

    Next thing he knows, Bucky Barnes is opening his eyes in the 21st century, which is full of great gadgets and coffee, and at least includes his old pal Steve. (And, inexplicably, a different Stark.) Meanwhile, the Winter Soldier finds himself in the middle of World War Two, helping Captain America hunt down HYDRA (which is at least familiar), pretending to be Bucky Barnes (which is not), and figuring out the very noisy group of soldiers who call themselves the Howling Commandos.

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    07 Sep 2019