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  2. Summary

    Convenience series for my off the cuff ficlets, largely unrelated to each other or my other works unless stated otherwise

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    So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

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    19 Apr 2019

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    "You died?" Sirius looked alarmed.

    "I told you I was going to," Harry pointed out.

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    Если вкратце, это комедия абсурда с убийствами, где есть Мстители, долбоебы, странные происшествия и очень злой Баки, который наслаждается сладкой-пресладкой местью.

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    15 Apr 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    Deidara was eating a protein bar on the go, which is how he had to eat most of his meals to satiate Sasori’s complete lack of patience. Then Sasori suddenly whipped around, grabbed Deidara’s face, and stuck one of Hiruko’s creepy old man fingers in his mouth.

    “Hrng?” Deidara managed to say. This was… this was pretty weird. Not exactly violent, because Sasori wasn’t hurting him, but weird. Really weird.

    “You’re chewing on one side,” Sasori accused like Deidara had committed some heinous crime instead of just innocently eating his lunch.

    (Technically an exploration of Deidara’s relationship with both Sasori and Tobi, but also technically a crackfic about teeth.)

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    09 Apr 2019

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    “Tobi made sempai soup,” Tobi said, and spooned into Deidara’s mouth what could only be boiling, liquified jelly beans.

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    when eighteen-year-old, post-war Sakura is thrown back into her tiny, pre-Academy body, she makes a decision. she'd had a childhood once already, and this time, she's more interested in Not Dying when the inevitable shit hits the proverbial fan. so she will work harder, care less, kill more, and smile when she's done.

    and hey, if she ends up reviving an extinct nature transformation to attract the most corrupt, power-hungry man from her timeline, all the better for her, right?

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    07 Apr 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    Urahara Kisuke has got to be the only married man who gets waved over by his own husband at the entrance of an eatery during dinnertime and thinks Ichigo has some work-related reason for it.

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    04 Apr 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Thank you, Ichigo signs, at a complete loss of what to do. There’s no convenient hand-sign for ‘please take your knife back’. Maybe he could stab someone? Stab himself?

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