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    Slice of life, only the lives are Ed Elric's and Roy Mustang's. Politics. Violence. Stupidity. A lot of animals. True love(?). And of course like 4 separate instances of fake dating

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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    23 Sep 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    There was a pause. Then Mustang said, “Why did you get turned on?”

    This was precisely the question Ed had hoped to avoid; or it would have been, except that Mustang had clearly asked only to distract Ed from his left hand groping across the coffee table for his wrist. Ed wasn’t one to miss the opportunity of a lifetime and slapped him right across the face, which also did wonders for his nerves.

    “Pull yourself together,” he said with probably too much glee.

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Things go wrong, killing Voldemort. But Kreacher knows how to make them right again.

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    14 Sep 2021

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    "I wish I'd died in my crib," Harry Potter says.

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    “Today Edward was bored, so he invented flame alchemy again,” Roy says, picking at an unraveling seam on his pants.

    He’s at the shooting range with Riza, and he wasn’t planning on telling her like that, but he figures it’s as good a moment as any. Actually, he might have accidentally picked the best moment for it—the fact that she’s doing something she loves might soften the blow, and if it doesn’t, she already has a gun in her hand and maybe she’ll finally just shoot them both.

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    26 Aug 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    HE ATE IT

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    There’s a small crew of grad students at the bar, a kid among them who’s making everyone around him smile. He’s got the dishwater hair of an ex-blond and a nice face: happy, comfortable and expressive in a way that makes him feel immediately familiar. Tall, narrow frame, nice shoulders and big hands. The neat, patterned button-down of a twenty-something gay man. Probably inappropriate for Roy to hit on now that he’s Honorary Professor Mustang.

    Could be fun, though.

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    02 Aug 2021

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    Roy has developed a theory, based on context clues, about what is happening.

    “Roy and I decided mutually that we were going to have a fresh start in our relationship, and I don't see why your childhood biases should play any part in my dating life as a twenty-five year old—” Al is shouting, while Ed is shouting something that sounds like “Miserable bastard! Hit me in the face!” over and over again.

    They look similar.

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    The acolyte was supposed to be proving themself, taking on the hero alone in unknown territory to show that they were competent and deserving of being a Yiga Clan assassin. Things had gone terribly wrong, terribly fast. Now, stranded halfway across an unfamiliar land with no magic and fewer allies, they’re forced to tail the legendary hero they were supposed to be killing to try and find their way home. They don’t expect to find that maybe everything they’d been taught was wrong. They definitely don’t expect to find that the hero might not be the worst after all.

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    AKA Link runs into a murdercult kid, and unwittingly adopts them much like one might take in a feral cat. Things go increasingly downhill from there.

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    27 Jul 2021

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