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  1. Public Bookmark 78

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    "You're too young," was the first thing Olivia Pope ever said to her, while their hands were still clasped in a shake.

    "I know," Mellie said. Too young to be president even if she were a man. And good genetics along with a lifelong skincare regime didn't help, either. The American people, as a body, couldn't spell gravitas if you gave them a dictionary. But they sure as hell wanted it.

    "It's fine," Olivia Pope said. "I can sell it."

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    03 Jul 2020

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    "You have beautiful taste," Olivia said, looking up from a dark blue Armani Collezioni jacket with an intricate origami collar and hidden placket. Her eyes were still calculating, weighing Mellie down to the molecules before deciding how to repackage her.

    "Thank you," Mellie said. "So do you."

    They nodded at each other across the piles of clothes, and bent their heads back to work.

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    Edward Elric is an Unspeakable with no magic and a penchant for running away. Roy Mustang is Minister of Magic with way too much time on his hands -- time enough to wait for Ed as long as it takes.

    or: Turns out golden hair and golden eyes marks a Veela, and Roy is drawn in like a moth to a flame

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    20 Jun 2020

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    assigned veela via allergic reaction in the ministry sub-basement

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    But Ed doesn’t mind it, he really doesn’t mind it, when Ling―Greed―fuck―Greedling drags nails just this side of too sharp down Ed’s chest and Ed finds himself arching up into the pressure until the skin breaks. Ed swallows a moan, Greedling stares and the papery bark between Ed’s shoulder-blades scrapes in counterbalance to the cuts welling up on his chest creating a pain-pleasure feedback loop that Ed doesn’t want to stop. He needs this to calm down the ever circling, consuming doubts and worries and plans that have crowded his skull since he separated from Al, since he learned of the Promised Day. He needs to reset, he needs to feel alive.

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    AKA porn in the woods with a rogue homunculus, a shifty prince and an alchemist who just needs to reset. (Guest starring Mustang's desk, because dirty talk).

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    19 Jun 2020

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    AOSNSKDNJDN DARIUS AND HEINKEL, THIRTY FEET AWAY IN THE WOODS, GRIMLY SCREWING EARPLUGS MADE OF LEAVES INTO THEIR EARS

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Darth Vader comes to visit Spock and Dobby, not knowing that a surprise is in store for him...

     

    ... a SEXY surprise!

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    15 Jun 2020

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    “Really?” Darth Vader said, wanting so badly to believe them, “But I thought you didn’t want to spend time with me and were keeping secrets!”

    “We kind of were,” Dobby squeaked, “Darth Vader, Dobby and Spock love you very much and…”

    “And will you marry us?” Spock finished. Sheepishly he fished out the ring they’d bought from his pocket, “We were actually out getting this for you.”

    Darth Vader stared at them, his lightsaber slipping from his hand and hitting the dirt road with a thunk.

    “Dobby kind of wishes we could have done this when Dobby’s penis wasn’t in someone’s butthole,” Dobby said, “Or Spock hadn’t peed his pants.”

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Spock and Dobby's blissful space honeymoon lead them to a new and exciting planet with new and exciting adventures. They also meet a new friend who desperately needs help.

    ... SEXY help!

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    15 Jun 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Two weeks later Spock and Dobby had had sex a million and six times behind every bush and tree and lemonade stand they could find and were more in love than ever, but also getting a little tired.

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