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  1. Public Bookmark 88

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    “I was certain this would work, but I was wrong. Don’t think I don’t love you. I do. But I can’t stay. I don’t feel like I really have you anymore. I love you. Goodbye.”

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    18 Oct 2018

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    The journey is long and hard, so why shouldn't Bilbo take what Thorin is offering?

    Oh, probably because he's hopelessly in love with a handsome king who's only interested in him for sex. But there's not much else to do when you're on your way to fight a dragon.

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    17 Oct 2018

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    Bilbo Baggins, P.I.
    Thorin Oakenshield, Crime Lord.
    Kíli Durin, Missing In Action.

    What has Bilbo got himself into?

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    16 Oct 2018

  4. Rec *

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    'Alone this Yuletide? Irritated with prying and nosey family members?

    I am an out of work blacksmith currently trying to make my way by any means necessary that does not involve my resorting to thievery (prisons are most uncomfortable, I've unfortunate first hand experience). However, if you would like me to be your strictly platonic companion for any social function, but have me pretend that we are in a serious courtship, so as to torment your family and ward off unwanted suitors then I am more than obliging...'

    After becoming increasingly irritated by overtures of romance from various Shire residents following the death of his mother four years ago, Bilbo is more than ready to resort to desperate measures. That is, up to and including pretending to be in a serious relationship with a certain surly blacksmith currently inhabiting the Bindbale Woods.

    It's a good idea after all; all they have to do is pretend to be in love over the Yuletide period and Bilbo's family and suitors will surely leave him alone after that. It's perfect! And nothing can possibly go wrong, right? Certainly nothing as preposterous as falling for one another for real...

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    15 Oct 2018

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    I needed this. Utter sweetness.

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    An extended version of "the acorn scene." Bilbo sees his chance to snap Thorin out of his madness, and takes it.

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    14 Oct 2018