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    In fall of 2009 Rosa showed up at Jake's apartment unannounced to propose marriage. Which was weird for a number of reasons, primarily because Jake had no idea she even knew where he lived.

    "No seriously," he said, once he stopped laughing. "Why're you here."

    She looked at him with a raised eyebrow. "One thousand push-ups."

    "Cool," Jake said. "Let me get my coat."

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    28 Jul 2019

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    this is also the amount of talking about my feelings I do while in a romantic relationship

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    When lowly tempt-pusher Amphora (formerly of Stairwell 7B North, before she Fell,) gets the notice that end times are nigh, she gleefully quits her job and cancels her Netflix subscription and takes her place among the legions of hell.

    This, it turns out, was a bad plan.

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    24 Jul 2019

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    Blown away by some of this good omens fic lately!!!

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    It had never been Aziraphale's intention to found a sort of secret society of angry angels. Certainly he'd never imagined he might run a halfway house on Earth for them.

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    24 Jul 2019

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    HELL YES YO

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    Making a will at eighteen seems incredibly morbid. The lawyer stares at him long and hard the entire time. She acts like he's contagious, like she might catch her death from him or maybe he'll ruin her rug by dropping dead in her office. Steve figures she has nothing to worry about. If anything's going to kill him, it's probably going to be a monster from the Upside Down.

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    In which Steve hunts monsters, becomes a deputy, makes a will, and finds a family. Among other things.

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    23 Jul 2019

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    I would die for Steve Harrington just so everyone is aware

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    “Isn’t this nice?” says Aziraphale with badly feigned casualness the next time Crowley stops by for a late night drink.

    Crowley is all set to reply, words lined up in his mouth waiting to go, when Aziraphale adds,

    “I mean, all of the books and furniture and bottles of wine and things?”

     

     

    Aziraphale nests. Crowley relearns some crucial facts about angelic courtship rituals.

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    10 Jul 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I am YELLING