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"i saw bitty kissing santa claus"



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  2. Summary

    non consecutive, standalone tumblr prompt fills. all varying in length wildly because i have no self control or capacity to stick to a plan.

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    It’s one thing for Bitty to have a pathetic secret crush and maybe occasionally get off to vague thoughts of Jack-shaped people with blue eyes, and another, completely wrong thing, to actually jerk off to naked pictures of Jack Zimmermann.

    [or, the one where Jack strips down for ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue and Bitty has some...issues with it. issues involving inconvenient boners.]

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    20 Apr 2016

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    When Dan Erikson is assigned to write an article about Jack Zimmermann's years in college, he thinks he knows what he's getting into.

    Then he meets Professor Simpson, Jack's photography professor.

    [also known as: Good Guy Reporter Dan Erikson]

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    15 Apr 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    Before the Haus had hockey players, it had sorority girls. Some of them never left. Because they died.

    Or, the Haus ghosts deserve a story too.

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    30 Dec 2015

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    Jack Zimmermann is the new face of the franchise. Unfortunately.

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    27 Dec 2015

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    "You what?" Jack says into the phone.

    "I'm stuck to the Stanley Cup," Kent says again. "Really."

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    08 Dec 2015