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    It happens like this:

    Hermione is hunched over her desk like some kind of Tolkien goblin, essentially deep-throating three Sambal fish tacos from Del Seoul in a desperate bid to finish a late lunch before her next appointment (she’d rather choke to death than be late) when a light knock on the open door makes her head snap up.

    “Dr. Granger?”

    Holy shit. 

    Holy shit

    Her previous nonchalance about choking to death vanishes when she sees who’s standing in her door and a piece of fish hunkers down for a long winter in her esophagus. 

    “Are you--shall I perform the Heimlich?” He asks, face familiar and concerned as he moves a step closer. “I don't think your face should be that shade of purp--”

    She cuts him off by vomiting into the trash can.

    Airway finally clear, she gulps a few greedy breaths. Her lungs expand and her face burns, and Hermione genuinely wonders if she’s hallucinating. She’s not prone to fantastical thinking even though she’s well acquainted with the fantastic, but...why else would Draco Malfoy be standing in front of her?

    Malfoy, on crutches.

    Malfoy, handing her a tissue?

    Malfoy, but...not.

    It’s complicated.

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    13 Jul 2021

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    Soul bonds happen. Most of the time, in the vastness of the world, it doesn't amount to anything. Sometimes it does. Sometimes you meet your soul mate.

    Sometimes you meet both of them.

    At the same time.

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    15 Mar 2021

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    Honestly the best Leverage OT3 fic out there.

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    Neville's finally back from his research trip to the Arctic, so Hermione pops by for a quick cuppa and a catchup.

    Things do not go quite to plan.

    Featuring: a twist on the sex pollen plot device; Neville Longbottom's pureness and lack thereof; friends, or the people you most want to murder; implied workplace prejudices; the Chudley Cannons; digressions on textiles; an uncanny dog; another twist; and, a Hallowe'en party.

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    16 Feb 2021

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    It shouldn’t be this good.

    More than any other thought, that was the one that kept drifting to the forefront of Hermione’s mind. The sentence lit up behind her eyes like a blinking neon sign and washed out all the other noise in a scream of day-glow pink.

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    10 Feb 2021

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    In an effort to keep Harry from returning to Privet Drive, two eleven-year-olds find themselves on the Quidditch pitch late one night, ashes on their fingertips and blood at their clasped palms.

    It takes some years for the consequences to come to fruition.

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    31 Dec 2020

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