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    Or, In Which Stiles Falls in Love Twice...With the Same Person

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    Stiles sees the flyer on his very last day at Beacon Hills High School. It’s hanging, unassuming, in the hall near the front entrance along with bulletins and other flyers, advertisements, posters for free student concerts, but the fact that the word “sex” is written in a font two times larger than the rest of the page catches his attention.

    It’s an advice hotline for a whole range of things, from teenage angst to how to deal with your parents telling you you’re adopted and a whole mess in the middle. Stiles thinks it’s funny, though, that they offer advice on sexuality and sex education. It makes sense on the one hand, since high school sex ed does jack shit for actual learning, but anyone who really wants to know stuff has an infinite source of knowledge right on their phone—the internet.

    So it starts off as a joke.

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    20 May 2018

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    The man cuts himself off suddenly and Derek is really curious, but he doesn't turn around. "Dude, I don't even know where I was going with that, but I just wanted to say that you have really nice Genes. And also your jeans are really nice, where'd you get them? My bro Scott has a similar pair, and oh my God you have a nice face."

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    05 Apr 2018

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    When Charles sexts his boss instead of his latest squeeze during one late night of report writing, the first thing he expects is a sexual harassment law suit and the last thing is Mr. Lehnsherr actually fucking him hard into his desk.

    (Or the one where the moral of this story is don't check who you sext if you want your boss to bone you.)

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    29 Mar 2018

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    Stiles barely had time to smash the brakes before running Derek over as he swung into his driveway to find him standing there.

    “Dude!” Stiles said clambering out of the jeep, “Didn’t your wolfy senses tingle and tell you to get out of the way?” Derek looked tense, like his hackles were raised (Ha. Dog jokes.) He cocked his head and sniffed the air, then he visibly relaxed and fixed Stiles with a soft stare. “You okay there Sourwolf?”

    “What’s my name?” Stiles thought Derek was pulling his leg.

    “Um, Derek?” Stiles replied confused.

    “My name is Derek?”

    “Yeah, Derek Hale. Don’t you remember?”

    “No.”

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    29 Mar 2018

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    “Scott, please, Scotty, I need you!” Stiles whispered urgently into his cell phone. “She just moved in next door.”

    “I don’t see the problem,” Scott’s tinny voice said. “So say good morning to her in the hallway tomorrow.”

    “Scott,” Stiles snapped. “You don’t get it. She’s thinks I’m married. She thinks I have a kid.”

    “Why would she think that?” Scott’s voice was innocently puzzled.

    (Or the one where Stiles lies about being a family man to get a job and must enlist the help of model Derek Hale when his new boss moves in next door.)

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    26 Mar 2018

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