Deacon finally meets his match, and then some.
"...I’m also a fan of ‘That’s a nice outfit. It would look better on my floor.’”
He snorted, “Has that ever actually worked for anyone in the history of time and space?”
She smiled at him with a cheeky sort of charm, “I dunno, honey. Why don’t you try it and we’ll see?”
Deacon about choked on his beer and she giggled at him while sipping her drink. He shook his head and was surprised to find he didn’t have to fake the disappointment in his voice, “Can’t. Don’t have my own floor.”
Nora shrugged at that. “Well, in that case…”, her eyes moved over him slowly. It made him feel like a nervous kid. “That’s an awfully sexy outfit you’re wearing, Andy. I bet it would look better on my floor.”
Bad idea. Bad idea. Bad idea. “Oh yeah? Where’s this floor at?” Like he didn’t already know.
She smiled, took his hand and stood. “I’ll show you.”
(Note: This is my magnum opus revenge story for Bethesda not allowing anyone to romance this sad egg. Buckle up, kids, stuff's about to get dark and dirty.)
- Part 1 of Walking Contradiction
Tony Stark uses Extremis to come back from Siberia no worse for wear, but that doesn't stop the footage from being released. And the Rogues aren't going to get the warm reception home they were banking on. Iron Man certainly finds himself in a most unique relationship without actually meaning to do so as a result though.
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel 616
22 Jul 2021
Tony Stark’s life is just one crazy, miserable event after another. The most recent one though, has certainly thrown him for a loop.
They say, “Two’s company, but three’s a crowd.” And boy, does Tony feel that. The Universe sure has a funny way of continually showing Tony he isn’t a fit for anything. And this? There was no way there would ever be room for him here.
Or, a Stuckony soulmate Au that takes place during/post CACW that nobody asked for.
Fandoms: Person of Interest (TV), James Bond (Craig Movies), Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, The Bourne Legacy (2012), Sherlock (TV), Numb3rs, Teen Wolf (TV), Iron Man (Movies), Avengers
29 Nov 2020
The Machine sees a big problem coming and wants to protect the Admin.
20 Aug 2020
Bruised, bloody and partially burnt, the life in him embraces death. That is, until he wakes up to the roar of the Hulk - in New York.
In which Tony gets the chance to do it all over again, but this time he doesn’t hold back.