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    A mysterious note, a whispered promise, a dark Ministry secret kept from everyone. Draco and Harry will have to run to stay alive. Whether by bike or bus or automobile, all that matters is they go together.

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    In a train station in Northern Europe, while waiting to attend a Quidditch convention as the representative for Finland's top Quidditch team, Draco Malfoy goes into heat.

    Across the platform, Harry Potter notices. Because of course he bloody does.

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    After a night out, Harry wakes up feeling like he slept on concrete, like his body's made of sand, like he accidentally pissed on his housemate the night before.

    Because he did accidentally piss on his housemate the night before.

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    James plans it out meticulously--and then of course, his rut comes early anyway.

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    Dean used to do this for Sam, when he was small and Dad was gone. When no one else was there. When their mom was in the ground instead of down the hall, and Sam had Dean and Dean had―memories, of someone doing this for him. Maybe. It's all shaky before the fire. Maybe he just made that bit up.

    Or, in the aftermath of Mary coming back, Dean takes stock of how they're doing.

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    If he keeps his eyes shut then Remus can pretend that Sirius didn't come and hop into Remus's bed as a way to end his night instead of the purpose of it.

    Series
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    14
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    Draco coming into his Veela heritage, while working with Harry at the Koi Dragon Sanctuary, brings unexpected delight.

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    Harry is a struggling writer.

    Namely, he is struggling with: writing his next book, dealing with his agent, finding a decent tea strainer, fielding his friend's concern over the aforementioned book, and figuring out who the cat loitering in his garden belongs to.

    He also has a slight liking-Malfoy problem. Okay, he has a massive liking-Malfoy problem.

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    "So, this is the city of love!" Scorpius declared, adjusting the straps on his backpack.

    Albus wrinkled his nose. "City of pigeons, more like," he corrected, stepping around another fat, grey bird.

    Or: Scorbus go to France.

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    362
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    5116
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    Of all the things to happen to them, this is truly, truly the last thing James expected.

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    1
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    11
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    16
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    3147
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    Harry Potter is a missing person. Draco Malfoy is a vampire. They are the last two people one would expect to bump into each other in a Creature Bar in Prague, yet to Draco’s absolute shock that is definitely Harry fucking Potter sitting across from him.

    Even more surprising is that Potter may have a case for him.

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    The first time Teddy asks if he can, James shrugs and says, "Sure, go for it", and Teddy has to rethink the whole thing.

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    “An astrological anomaly induced bond,” Harry repeats, deadpan, as the Head Healer of the Magical Malfunctions ward finishes announcing his prognosis.

    “Space magic,” says Draco, tapping long fingers irritably against the arm of his chair. “You’re saying we’ve been zapped by space magic.”

    The Healer huffs. “That’s rather simplifying things, gentlemen.”

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    After nearly ten years of long-distance phone calls, midnight text messages and not a small amount of heartache, Nick's somehow ended up being the longest relationship Harry's ever been in, even if they've never called it so much. Harry's ready to stick around for a while now.

    It's not quite as easy as he'd hoped.

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    English
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    Collections:
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    15
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    100
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    19
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    Harry's got a problem. He knows there's one person who can help him. Well, who might help him. There'll be a price, though. The sea witch always wants something in return.

    Harry thinks he's got something Draco might want.

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    Louis is between jobs. Niall is always along for the ride.

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    There’s an abandoned greenhouse, right at the back of the lot. There are unruly trees, and snagged brambles, and the grass is long and lush. It feels like the Forest, but tamer somehow, and Draco likes it. It feels like the spot where the castle meets the wild, or where the wild is trying to creep back in. There’s something mildly thrilling about it at night, the potential for danger, for something to look back at Draco as he stares into the dark, lush woods. Draco’s always loved that feeling.

    This is where they meet.

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    1
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    51
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    730
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    81
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    It’s a fabulous, mad idea, and like all the best, ridiculous plans that happen after seven or more drinks, it goes to shit almost immediately.

    Or: Nick meets Louis, alone in Las Vegas, and gets engaged to him 24 hours later.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    126
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    “I feel I need to point out,” Draco kissed gently over Harry’s Adam’s apple, “that this is the most Gryffindor approach to conception that could possibly exist.”

    Or: Harry's had madder ideas.

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    40
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    1913
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    “If this mirror could talk,” James remembers declaring, already one drink down and trying to tidy up his ridiculous costume eyeliner, “it would say we look bloody amazing.”

    Teddy’s arm was warm when he wrapped it around James’s shoulder, pulling him closer.

    “We always do, love.” Teddy tugged on a long curl of James’s hair before tucking it behind his ear, then smoothing the whole lot of it back. “We’re the fittest blokes at the party, us.”

    James’d had to give up on the eyeliner after that; he was grinning too hard, flushed and happy and basking in Teddy’s attention (fit blokes, we’re fit blokes, that’s us), and he couldn't bloody stop.

     

    Or: James kissed Teddy last night. This may or may not be the end of the world.

    Language:
    English
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    10,075
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    475
    Bookmarks:
    86
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