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A succubus. Of course. Abby could never just get a nice G-rated ghost. No, she gets ectoplasm and undead neckbeards and unstoppable sex fiends. Wendy never had to deal with Casper getting all horny.
“That’s because Casper was, like, ten years old,” Patty reminds her.
Oh yeah. That was a weird story to tell kids, wasn’t it?
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Salty parabolas ain't got nothing on cheese and gravy.
Or, Abby and Holtzmann's first meeting.
Now with a podfic available by rscreighton! https://archiveofourown.org/works/8773828
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“Was that ours?” Ed asks.
“Hm?” Stede asks.
Ed points out at the dinghy that’s halfway submerged underwater, sinking further and further down with each wave that rocks over it.
“That one there,” Ed clarifies.
“Oh,” Stede says. “Well, I— Yes, it was.”
Ed goes quiet for a moment.
“Ah,” he says, then stops again. After a beat, he adds, “And the ship—”
“Hasn’t noticed, no,” Stede replies.
Ed clicks his tongue.
“Alright,” he says.
The two of them stare at the dinghy for another minute.
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i don't know anything (but i know i miss you) by ShowMeAHero
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Mar 2022
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“What the hell’s happened to you?” Stede demands. It’s his voice, in his body, and he almost seems living, and it’s— It has to be the last thing Ed ever sees. He has to die with him burned on the insides of his eyelids.
Stede’s eyes are tracking over him, rising up to meet his eyes, locking with him. It feels so real. He can’t help the hysterical laugh that comes up and out of him, impossibly grateful for this last delusion.
Without hesitating, he lurches forward, grabbing Stede and yanking him into his arms. Stede makes a confused noise of protest, briefly, but it fades instantly and his arms come up, too, wrapping around Ed without hesitation. He doesn’t smell the same; instead, he’s all salt and sweat and sun, baked into his skin. Ed buries his face in his hair, fingers clawing at the impossibly real feel of him, the hallucination made solid in his arms.
“Thank fuck,” Ed says into his hair, voice breaking. “I didn’t want to die without seeing you one last time.”
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Wherever You Go, There You Are by DeanBean
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
02 Jun 2022
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When Edward Teach first meets Stede Bonnet, they're both still alive and they're both still pirates.
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07 Aug 2022
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Basically, I saw a tweet that I can't find any more about a tiktok challenge where you try to crush a watermelon with your thighs, and how a modern Ed would try and make Stede do it as a joke, and then one thing led to another and here's this. Bon appetit or whatever
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06 Aug 2022
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Anton does freelance handyman jobs via an online site and takes pride in his 5* reviews, until he takes a weird job at a weird house in the middle of the night. And--critical to the plot--he strips off his shirt on 5 separate occasions because this is literature.
Canon-compliant 'missing scenes' drop-in fic.
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06 Aug 2022