shamelessmash



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    This is an 8 episode AU series where John is forced to work with Sherlock in a secret government warehouse as agents that retrieve new and missing supernatual objects.
    They will learn to work together as they survive the many dangers that come with their job as Warehouse Agents, whether it be the artifacts misbehaving, John's old team member coming back with a vengeance, or mysterious coded messages.
    This fic is action/adventure/sci-fi/humour until someone dies. Inevitable angst, but happy ending guaranteed.

    *NO NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WAREHOUSE 13 TO READ THIS*

    Words:
    93,738
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    36

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    When Sherlock links a recent spree of murder-suicides to a psychologist who specializes in marriage counseling, there's really only one thing to do: Go undercover as a couple in hopes of drawing the killer out. Faking a relationship seems easy enough, but things take a turn when their real issues start to creep into the sessions, and, all the while, a killer is watching, waiting in the shadows for their chance to strike.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,390
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    1443
    Bookmarks:
    234
    Hits:
    20448

    18 Jun 2018

  2. Rec 34

    Tags
    Summary

    “Uteri are so terribly boring,” Sherlock announces several minutes later, closing her laptop and collapsing back on the sofa.

    Femlock! PWP but with humour and feelings. Sherlock is in agony and John knows the best cure for cramps.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,895
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    226
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2002

    17 Jun 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 40

    Tags
    Summary

    As a favour to one of Johns uni friends John and Sherlock infiltrate a local strip club to uncover the person blackmailing the strippers who work there. Short, compact, combat ready John would be ideal to cover the bar area while tall, sculptured, graceful Sherlock would be the ideal candidate to pose as a stripper…right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,941
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    2345

    10 Jun 2018

  4. Rec 60

    Tags
    Summary

    Sherlock blurts out some extremely intimate details about John's sexual habits, during a case, right in front of Greg and Sally and a witness (who happens to be a former one-night-stand of John's). John is furious that Sherlock would let the Yard assume he had first-hand knowledge of John's behavior in bed, but Sherlock doesn't see what the problem is - he's deduced everything he needs to know already, so why hide it? Especially when he's got some suggestions of his own . . .

    (Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts, all revolving around the same basic theme of "John and Sherlock get sexy for the first time and also discover some kinky stuff about each other.")

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,635
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    1042
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    18747

    09 Jun 2018

  5. Rec 21

    Tags
    Summary

    Sherlock likes mirrors. Johnlock. PWP.

    Fill for #233 of the Sherlock Kink Meme about katoptronophilia.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1998

    27 May 2018