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    Have you ever pictured Lord Voldemort changing diapers?

    He hasn’t, either.

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    01 Sep 2020

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    When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.

    A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.

    “You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”

    “I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.

    “You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”

    Now with Chinese and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!
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    25 Aug 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 75

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    The one where Eren uses a dating app and everything goes horribly wrong and horribly right at the same time.

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    Eren Yeager is trying to move on with his life after being burned by his ex-boyfriend. He tries out a dating app looking for hookups but gets more than he bargained for when he catches the eyes of two men in a longterm, romantic relationship.

    Did I mention they're into BDSM?

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    16 Jun 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 60

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    “Dawn, May 2nd of 1998. Tom Marvolo Riddle, otherly known as Lord Voldemort died, thus taking the other half of your soul with him.” Death droned out in a bored tone, “I do not make the rules, but the day he made you his Horcrux, soul-bound you as soulmates.”

    Harry blinked once, then he blinked twice before he burst into a fit of roaring laughter that brought tears to his eyes. It took him a few minutes to calm himself, wiping his eyes of excess water he sobered and stared blankly at Death, “You mean to tell me, that goddamn Tom fucking Riddle jr. is my soulmate? The same mass-murdering sociopath, who attacked an infant over a shitty prophecy that a drunk off her ass on cooking sherry, Sybill Trelawney projectile vomited into Albus Dumbledore’s ear? The same idiot Dark lord of the century, Lord bloody Voldemort?”

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    13 Apr 2020

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    After graduating from Hogwarts, Tom Riddle is struggling to make his way up in the world.

    Enter Harry Potter, a man who is more than happy to spoil him as if money means nothing.

    Tom is determined to figure out what Harry's game is. Because no one is that kind and generous without wanting something in return... right?

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    11 Apr 2020