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    Retirement, it turns out, is not a thing that Clint is adjusting to very well. Or, you know, at all. It didn't occur to him that when he dropped the team, it would mean he'd lose Natasha, too.

    [Begins pre-CACW, through the events of it, and into the aftermath. Otherwise known as: the slow-burn divorce fic we didn't know we needed.]

    [Complete: 4/26/18]

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    11 Oct 2018

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    A sniper codenamed Hawkeye probably shouldn’t be so oblivious, and an agent who’s been called Fury’s one good eye probably shouldn’t have such a big blind spot. It’s a good thing SHIELD is composed of responsible adults who’ve all got their acts together.


    “We’re alone, right?” Clint asked.

    “Yes.” Phil wondered what strange question or confession it was going to be this time. Painkillers tended to make Clint ramble, removing the filter that kept him from voicing every stray observation, offbeat attempt at humor, or quietly-filed fact. The last hospital stay had resulted in a prolonged talk with Steve about Johnny Cash lyrics and the unlikelihood of Clint ever having been to Reno, let alone having senselessly murdered a man there.

    “Do you think--” Clint licked his lips and looked away, abruptly bashful. When he glanced back at Phil, he seemed surprisingly earnest. “Is there any chance that I could maybe, um, ask you for a blowjob?”

    Phil could practically hear the record-scratch of his brain refusing to understand the question.

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    10 Oct 2018

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    Captain America respectfully requests that all complaints be addressed to him in writing. On paper, the nice old-fashioned way, because the computer screen hurts his eyes.

    Put your phone down, Tony.

    Originally written as a daily epistolary serial, September 19, 2013-September 19, 2014.

    NOW COMPLETE.

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    26 Jul 2018

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    Captain America respectfully requests that all complaints be addressed to him in writing. On paper, the nice old-fashioned way, because the computer screen hurts his eyes.

    Put your phone down, Tony.

    Originally written as a daily epistolary serial, September 19, 2013-September 19, 2014.

    NOW COMPLETE.

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    26 Jul 2018

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    What if Sirius decided to stay in England and deliver on his promise to raise Harry instead of hiding somewhere sunny? Changes abound with that one decision...

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    28 Jan 2016