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    “Solo, think about it from my perspective. You want to be director of a field office one day, right? What would you do? Put a green agent with insufficient clearance on protection duty for a high value target? All because a more senior and experienced agent hates kids?!”

    “Sir, with all due respect, I don’t hate kids”—actually, he’s pretty sure he does—“but I don’t think I’m the right fit for this job. Would you believe me as a preschool aide?”

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    After a harrowing undercover assignment, FBI agent Ben Solo decides to take on an “easy” witness protection case that turns out to be anything but.

    Inspired by the timeless romantic classic, Kindergarten Cop.

    But with heaping cup of swearing. And a half cup of smut. Add a teaspoon of inspiration from Witness. Plus a heavy dash of Bodyguard. Simmer on low for about 18 chapters, then bring to a roaring boil until done. Enjoy!

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    17 Jun 2021

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    THE KINDERGARTEN COP AU OF MY MOTHERFUCKING DREAMS.

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    Friends-With-Benefits Rey and Ben want to avoid complicating their casual relationship at all costs. During a brief quarantine, they mess around to combat boredom. It's not supposed to mean anything. Problems ensue when their birth control plans go awry and Rey discovers she's pregnant.

    Based on a #ReyloPrompt.

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    21 Mar 2021

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    A compilation of tumblr threads and responses about the....fascinating... flavors that cough syrup and other cold medications come in. Podficced live for a participating live audience.

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    03 Feb 2021

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    Banana flavoured medicine is evil, pass it on.

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    “Never been in one of these before,” she explains, grabbing one of the tan-colored towels from a nearby rack and wrapping it around her body. “I don’t know how to work it.”
    BB-8 chirps again and rolls off before she can stop him. She briefly hears the soft hissing sound of the door opening and closing, and his quickly fading squeal as he goes to get the General.
    She sighs softly, bending to fold her clothes as neatly as she can. It really is a pathetic little pile, she thinks, as she settles herself against the counter to wait.
    Her head snaps up as she hears a voice that decidedly doesn’t belong to the General.
    “The General’s rooms? What are we doing here?”

    Rey's taken to General Leia's rooms to take a shower after everything, but bathing on Jakku isn't quite as extravagant. Nor is it as complicated, and it certainly doesn't require two handles and three knobs and two switches. BB-8 is a fantastic wingman for Poe and might take advantage of the situation just a tiny bit.

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    21 Jan 2021

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    She looks up Kylo Ren when she gets to her office, double checking the locked door and closing the blinds. She reads as far as CONNECTION MOB MAFIA FELON CRIMINAL MURDER and then she snaps her laptop shut.

    [rey/ben; therapist/mob boss au a la the sopranos]

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