19 Jun 2018
Hydra has had Peter in their custody for three years. Deadpool is hired to break him out. Throw in an alien symbiote, motels, and superhero explosions and things get gay.
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16 Jan 2018
‘Okay, come on, you have to think about this rationally,’ Peter thinks to himself and it’s not that he can’t reason his reaction out, it’s not that he can’t listen to his own advice, it’s that he doesn’t want to.
Peter gets hit by sex pollen. Deadpool helps out. That should be the end of it.
10 Aug 2018
Deadpool inadvertently discovers Spiderman is a stripper,
The dancer turned with a flirty look over his shoulder before sauntering from the darkening stage, Wades eyes trained in on the dancer's ass his breath catching, it was an adorable ass one that he'd recognize anywhere. Even in a grainy video, he'd recognized the perfect curvature of that perfectly pert plum. That beautiful bouncy bum (shaped by the gods) belonged to none other than New York's very own friendly neighborhood Spiderman. “Found you” Wade whispered his mouth spreading into a predatory grin that nearly split his face in two.
Eames thought he was content with the solitary existence his grizzly nature brought him, until a bad run-in with some hunters brought him to the home of a man who’d shake his belief to the core.
04 Jul 2017
This wasn't Steve's plan for tonight.
Part of the plan, maybe. The part where he goes to a club, anonymous and dark; that's been part of the plan from the start. The part where he finds some... company; also part of the plan. He's self-aware enough to know how pathetically lonely he's feeling right now. The rest of the plan had been...less detailed, more just a collection abstract ideas. None of which he'd imagined would lead him here, his palms sweaty as they fish handfuls of cash out of his pockets, one arm anchored around the waist of a man who is very enthusiastically nibbling on his earlobe.
Steve tries and fails to master the whole 'one-night stand' thing, lies snowball in a truly epic fashion, the supervillains of New York are all out of control, Tony is the worst best friend and mediator in the history of ever, and Bucky has the patience of a saint. Guest starring: Augustus the houseplant, projectile pineapples, and Target superhero costumes.