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    "I'm so very glad," the Suez Canal said, acidly, "that we're doing this live. How convenient that we have minute-by-minute GPS updates so the whole world can see exactly how bad your aim is."

    "There's no need for personal attacks," the Ever Given said with forced patience. "It's not like I did this on purpose."

    "So fucking around and drawing a dick and balls in the Red Sea, that was, what, top-notch professional steering?"

    "That was foreplay."

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    25 Mar 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    look.... this is an important historical record

  2. Rec 35

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    TIM: (bitter, reminiscent of a cup of black tea that’s been steeping, forgotten, for an hour) I hope they’re having a good time
    MARTIN: (bitter, reminiscent of a cup of black tea that’s been steeping, forgotten, for two hours) I don’t.
    TIM: Wellll... It’s more that I hope they’re having a good time, until something about the way Sasha talks reminds Jon of his grandmother, and the thought is so awful that he starts wishing it weren’t a date.
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    Tim and Martin think Sasha and Jon are dating (they're not) and mope about it together. meanwhile, Sasha and Jon Simply Vibe

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    14 Sep 2020

  3. Rec 5

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    "If you're in a situation like that, where there's an obvious mutual attraction and you know that all you have to do is say something to make it happen. You'd handle that situation better than Jon, I presume?"
    "Miles better," Georgie says with a sharp smile, a twinkle in her dark eyes.
    "Is that so?" Melanie arches an eyebrows at her, emboldened. "Prove it."

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    25 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    👀

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    "Do all lovers feel like they’re inventing something?”

    (Or what happened on that first night together)

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    08 May 2020

  5. Rec 7

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    Agnes pays Gertrude a visit. Things heat up quickly.

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    09 Apr 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    doing the lord’s work