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    cql discord gang: what if. xue yang. adopted by the lan xichen. as a kid.
    me, looking to procrastinate from literally everything and only capapble of writing things when it's a form of chats on discord or twitter: ok gimme some scenarios
    discord gang:
    1) the initial adoption
    2) bunnies
    3) me: wwx because adopted orphans unite
    4) xy loves candy
    5) xue yang chooses the xiao as his instrument bc xichen

    next up (possibly): lan yang meets xiao xingchen, the most beautiful human to ever exist (besides his shixiongs obv, but this is different)

    dear readers: feel free to prompt anything else you'd want to see

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  1. Rec 59

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    Xiao Zhan gives him a look. ‘Is it so important that I like you better than adorable, sick children? You can’t let the sick children have this one?’

    ‘No, I can’t,’ Wang Yibo shoots back, zero hesitation.

    Or, Dr Xiao Zhan meets idol Wang Yibo and falls in love, four hospital visits later.

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    15 Jun 2021

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    Demon king Wei Ying who is fascinated by humans reads somewhere that they express love in different ways, one of which is cooking for their loved one. Therefore armed with this limited knowledge, Wei Ying is now convinced that the food cart owner, Lan Zhan, is in love with him.

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    14 Jun 2021

  3. Rec 62

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    Lan Zhan and Wei Ying have a bet to see who gets more arrests in the precinct. If Lan Zhan loses, he has to go on a date with him, and do all horrible stuff Wei Ying thinks he hates doing.

    He's not gonna lose, though. He's two arrests ahead, and Wei Ying only has 10 minutes to go. This win is his.

    Right?

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    Brooklyn 99 fusion where Wei Ying is Peralta and Lan Zhan is Amy, in the episode where Amy loses the bet and they go on a fake date.

     
    (No prior knowledge of Brooklyn 99 is necessary to read this!)

     
    For Wuji Fest!

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    14 Jun 2021

  4. Rec 62

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    "This is unreal.” Xiao Zhan takes a breath, and his heart pounds in his chest. “How did they solve the commonsense knowledge problem, though? You don’t seem to have a problem with that. I mean, you definitely don’t get everything, but I just chalked that up to the amnesia.”

    Yibo’s face is morphing from confusion into horror. “What do you think I am, Xiao Zhan?”

    In which AI engineer Xiao Zhan brings home a stray, and Yibo is something that shouldn't exist.

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    11 Jun 2021

  5. Rec 60

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    Soulbonds aren't real.

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